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529JK

27 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've clicked "no" on adobe reader updater more times than I have laughed, traveled, or said "i love you".

Born in NY, raised in NH.
Lived in Aspen and San Francisco before moving back to NY. Phew!
What I’m doing with my life
Producer by day, unofficial Phil Collins biographer by night.

(I miiiight be kidding about that last part)
I’m really good at
Having no sense of direction, wearing grey t-shirts, breaking copiers, trivia, and making meatballs.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you've seen one, you've seen them both...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Read: Fail Safe. Drift. Essays by David Rakoff, Chris Gethard, Julie Klausner. New Yorker. NYT. Esquire, GQ, Details. L'Uomo Vogue. Books on JFK. The back of cereal boxes.

Watch: SNL. Family Ties. Cheers. Frasier. The Sopranos. Family Guy. Arrested Development. Irreversable. Le Haine. Godfather. Goodfellas. When Harry Met Sally. Weekend At Bernie's (go right ahead, judge me).

Listen: Billy Joel. Julian Casablancas. Elton John. David Bowie. Bobby Darin. Frank Sinatra. Fleetwood Mac. Michael McDonald (that's right!). Daft Punk. Lana Del Ray. Mumford & Sons. Bon Iver. Teddy Blanks. Animal Collective. Lo-Fang. The Lonely Island. Chris Botti.

Eat: Balthazar. Cafe Gitane. Stag's Head. Extra Virgin. Little Owl.

Coffee: Jack's Stir Brew. McNally Books Cafe.

Cities: Kiev. Cape Town. London.
The six things I could never do without
1. lattes
2. the beach
3. a good book
4. landmark pinot noir
5. cheers (the diane years)
6. camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That awkward thing I said 5 minutes ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing something low key like cooking dinner for some friends, catching an improv show, or sleeping. Those early morning call times catch up with you!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't had bacon in 17 years because of a Boy Meets World episode.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can make me laugh, you can make me do anything.