Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a technically minded man, a little nerdy a little goofy a bit
of a renaissance man. I have had an interesting assortment of jobs
and did some improv acting in the past. Many things about me (or
anyone for that matter) I think are best discovered in person. If
you're really curious about me you can ask me anything you want,
seriously don't be shy.
I am hilarious, hirsute, and handy also sardonic, satirical and
I should say I'm not actually "trying to quit" smoking. I did quit
but I use an e-cigarette now, so I'm addicted to nicotine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
watching as it flashes before my eyes... I think I need medical
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Passing the buck, Shining people on, Making People laugh, Dancing,
Drinking, Problem solving, Dissolving, Shrinking, Whistling,
Growing and Never being on time (except rhythmically)
The first things people usually notice about me
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the fact that I'm screaming as I shake them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies; Lawrence of Arabia, Repo Man, bad action/horror movies
anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, Coen brothers,, the
list could go on and on but won't.
As far as food goes, I am not a vegetarian, I don't have
intolerance for any thing, I'm relatively daring (try anything)
love food and am a good cook.
Books; well to be honest I don't read all that much but I do love
the writings of Bill Bryson, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick,
David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs.
I love Music but I'm not going to make a fucking list about it
because I think lists can be boring and it could take all month to
make. I will say I'm a musically inclined song writer with a pretty
I love audio books and radio shows, some of my favorites include
Radio lab and This American life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 problem solving situations
2 My friends
3 My industrial strength hair dryer
4 Knowing that someone out there is chuckling about the above
6 PCP that shit is awesome (kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how stuff works and human nature
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes Drinking at home with the roommates, at a show or bar.
Sometimes just watching movies in bed. Sometimes making movies not
in bed. I don't really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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when I was a tow truck driver. I had a "wet" fart in my pants when
hooking up a car. I had no choice but to get back in the truck and
wash up in a gas station bathroom.
ok ok I pooped a little bit "wet" fart is a bit of a cop out
Is that private or just embarrassing?
You should message me if
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You are fun loving, confident, less fearful and have a good sense
although everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor so I guess
if you like tasteless jokes that might fit my criteria for "sense
of humor", also if you think you are too cool for school in all
likelihood you're not. Pretentious, hyper-judgmental,
self-aggrandizing fuckhats need not apply. Don't let that last part
discourage you. There is nothing wrong with having a chip on your
shoulder. I reserve judgment for only the most extreme of
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