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mickenfresh

34 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a technically minded man, a little nerdy a little goofy a bit of a renaissance man. I have had an interesting assortment of jobs and did some improv acting in the past. Many things about me (or anyone for that matter) I think are best discovered in person. If you're really curious about me you can ask me anything you want, seriously don't be shy.

I am hilarious, hirsute, and handy also sardonic, satirical and sweet

I should say I'm not actually "trying to quit" smoking. I did quit but I use an e-cigarette now, so I'm addicted to nicotine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
watching as it flashes before my eyes... I think I need medical attention
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Passing the buck, Shining people on, Making People laugh, Dancing, Drinking, Problem solving, Dissolving, Shrinking, Whistling, Growing and Never being on time (except rhythmically)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the fact that I'm screaming as I shake them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies; Lawrence of Arabia, Repo Man, bad action/horror movies anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, Coen brothers,, the list could go on and on but won't.

As far as food goes, I am not a vegetarian, I don't have intolerance for any thing, I'm relatively daring (try anything) love food and am a good cook.

Books; well to be honest I don't read all that much but I do love the writings of Bill Bryson, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs.

I love Music but I'm not going to make a fucking list about it because I think lists can be boring and it could take all month to make. I will say I'm a musically inclined song writer with a pretty good voice.

I love audio books and radio shows, some of my favorites include Radio lab and This American life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 problem solving situations
2 My friends
3 My industrial strength hair dryer
4 Knowing that someone out there is chuckling about the above reference
5 Adventure
6 PCP that shit is awesome (kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how stuff works and human nature
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes Drinking at home with the roommates, at a show or bar. Sometimes just watching movies in bed. Sometimes making movies not in bed. I don't really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when I was a tow truck driver. I had a "wet" fart in my pants when hooking up a car. I had no choice but to get back in the truck and wash up in a gas station bathroom.

ok ok I pooped a little bit "wet" fart is a bit of a cop out

Is that private or just embarrassing?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun loving, confident, less fearful and have a good sense of humor...
although everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor so I guess if you like tasteless jokes that might fit my criteria for "sense of humor", also if you think you are too cool for school in all likelihood you're not. Pretentious, hyper-judgmental, self-aggrandizing fuckhats need not apply. Don't let that last part discourage you. There is nothing wrong with having a chip on your shoulder. I reserve judgment for only the most extreme of egomaniacs.