Well maybe I should begin with saying I really don't like these "tell us about your self things" but we'll see how it goes. I like movies, parties, acting, and many other things I think are best discovered in person. If your really curious about me you can ask me anything you want, seriously don't be shy.

I am hilarious, hirsute, and handy also sardonic, satirical and sweet

watching as it flashes before my eyes... I think I need medical attention

Passing the buck, Shining people on, Making People laugh, Dancing, Drinking, Problem solving, Dissolving, Shrinking, Whistling, Growing and Never being on time (except rhythmically)

the fact that I'm screaming as I shake them

Movies; Lawrence of Arabia, Repo Man, bad action/horror movies anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, Coen brothers,, the list could go on and on but won't.

As far as food goes, I am not a vegetarian, I don't have intolerance for any thing, I'm relatively daring (try anything) love food and am a good cook.

Books; well to be honest I don't read all that much but I do love the writings of Bill Bryson (look him up), Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs.

I love Music but I'm not going to make a fucking list about it because I think lists can be boring and it could take all month to make. I will say I'm a musically inclined song writer with a pretty good voice.

I love audio books and radio shows, some of my favorites include Radio lab and This American life.

1 problem solving situations
2 My friends
3 My industrial strength hair dryer
4 Knowing that someone out there is chuckling about the above reference
5 Adventure
6 PCP that shit is awesome (kidding)

how stuff works and human nature

Sometimes Drinking at home with the roommates, at a show or bar. Sometimes just watching movies in bed. Sometimes making movies not in bed. I don't really have a typical Friday night.

when I was a tow truck driver. I had a "wet" fart in my pants when hooking up a car. I had no choice but to get back in the truck and wash up in a gas station bathroom.

ok ok I pooped a little bit "wet" fart is a bit of a cop out

Is that private or just embarrassing?

You are fun loving, confident, less fearful and have a good sense of humor...
although everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor so I guess if you like tasteless jokes that might fit my criteria for "sense of humor", also if you think you are too cool for school in all likelihood you're not. Pretentious, hyper-judgmental, self-aggrandizing fuckhats need not apply. Don't let that last part discourage you. There is nothing wrong with having a chip on your shoulder. I reserve judgment for only the most extreme of egomaniacs.