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29 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:50pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Supposedly: INTP
What I’m doing with my life
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Imagine a poster that depicts the developmental stages of a leopard frog. Now yawn. Not out of boredom, but with pleasant self-satisfaction.

That's pretty accurate.

I like taking other humans seriously. Not myself. So I'm probably old fashioned in my concepts of respect, manners, and common decency. I put others before me as much as I can. It is often a mistake, and very often a mistake when dating in the city. You lovely animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Elaborating on the obvious.

Long looking

attempting kindness and arriving at creepy and/or pitiable.

Getting kicked out of the establishments I enjoy.

Failing to hold back or significantly rephrase statements like, "the worst thing about what you just said was that I had to listen to it," on first dates.

Not kissing you on a first date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love film (briefly enrolled in school for film prod.) especially Documentary (Errol Morris, Chris Smith, Maysles bros, Ross McElwee)

Books: Poetry (T. R. Hummer, Norman Dubie, Wayne Dodd, David Swerdlow, Theodore Roethke, Anne Sexton, Steve Scafidi)

Holy Throat Music:

Music: over and over: Vetiver "More of this." Joni "Night in the City."

Fiction (Faulkner, Joyce, Hesse, Herbert)

Beers, all kinds, or everything/anything neat.

I eat food. Raw fish is probably on the top of my list. Anything between brioche too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dumb wonder
Prolonged and deliberate eye contact
Women. (Not quite in the sense of the Bukowski novel, but with a similar undaunted reverence for your company)
The oblivion of hugging
The curative powers of artisanal butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking is so dangerous.

I can no longer say
looking into one human
face what a person is

Hands. Light.

Eventually making small people. Little pilgrims all. Writing an elaborate fantasy novel in which said small persons are the protagonists. Reading it to them bit by bit, as tho it were a kind of bible, in order to help them better interrogate their tiny lives, whilst also impressing upon them the power of dumb wonder at the center of everything, which is not god, but the same embarrasment that in the right context follows a sneeze, and which, on a cosmic scale, is nothing at all unless it is fondled by the mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
very aware of my age.

& looking for my Cyndi Lauper life partner.

Managing my cirrhosis admirably.
You should message me if
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If you would like to talk, let's do it on a phone and then make a slightly more informed decision about corporeal interfacing.