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ficklefaycreep

27 / M / Straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:37pm
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Finding safe passage between nonplussed and astonished.

Long term live-in beard.

Self summary is a process mostly destructive. Nevertheless, truth is: bookish, demure, impulsive, warm with a helping of old-fashioned polite mild manners. Outwardly calm, inwardly Woody Allen, with a core of molasses waiting for your still.

I studied literature. Now I am living.

Of course, I'm going to say something horrid when feeling after humor. Cringe-worthy. That is my summary.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a non-profit in Old City.

I read a lot.

I believe that if you're looking for answers to life's big questions, you'll start with wine. And if with any luck, you'll stop looking.

Hours, exasperated, elated, laughing, while watching humans make fools of themselves in an office environment. Myself not the least of these.

Giving up on grammar, good reason, pride, desire, and sparkly objects. Clearing my throat.
I’m really good at
cynicism. rationalizing. finding the middle distance and dwelling in it. Zinging. Hovering. Elapsing. Rubbing down all the cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I should say, "Sorry for staring"
The six things I could never do without
Sight, a stiff breeze, a stiff drink, motionlessness, the wisdom that is the phrase, "it's always already too late." Probably Donuts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's worth wanting. Why not you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every day I wake to the sound of George Orwell clearing his throat.

my body wont dance. it doesn't want to.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You want to meet and greet rather than engage in a protracted and tedious exchange of text.

You want a partner for urban exploration, casual tippling, good natured banter, art film intake, literary balderdash, etc.

You don't want to correct my grammar.

You like your conversation "frothy," or over bourbon.

You're certain something is very wrong with the concept of giving to charity by purchasing shoes.