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29 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:54am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Supposedly: INTP
What I’m doing with my life
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Imagine a poster that depicts the developmental stages of a leopard frog. Now yawn. Not out of boredom, but with pleasant self-satisfaction.

That's pretty accurate.

I like taking other humans seriously. Not myself. So I'm probably old fashioned in my concepts of respect, manners, and common decency. I put others before me as much as I can. It is often a mistake, and very often a mistake when dating in the city. You lovely animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Elaborating on the obvious. Initiating and sustaining eye contact.

Long looking

attempting kindness and arriving at creepy and/or pitiable.

Getting kicked out of the establishments I enjoy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love film (briefly enrolled in school for film prod.) especially Documentary (Errol Morris, Chris Smith, Maysles bros, Ross McElwee)

Books: Poetry (T. R. Hummer, Norman Dubie, Wayne Dodd, David Swerdlow, Theodore Roethke, Anne Sexton, Steve Scafidi)

Music: over and over: Vetiver "More of this." Joni "Night in the City."

Fiction (Faulkner, Joyce, Hesse, Herbert. The list is long, so think canonically. I'm thoroughly post-post-modern with a disgusting fondness for Melville [Think: sat in his desk at Arrowhead during private tour and cried])

Beers, all kinds, or everything/anything neat. But please, lets do it sober.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dumb wonder
Prolonged and deliberate eye contact
Women. (Not quite in the sense of the Bukowski novel, but with a similar undaunted reverence for your company)
The oblivion of hugging
Music, loud and all the time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking is so dangerous.

I can no longer say
looking into one human
face what a person is

Hands. Light.

Eventually making small people. Little pilgrims all. Writing an elaborate fantasy novel in which said small persons are the protagonists. Reading it to them bit by bit, as tho it were a kind of bible, in order to help them better interrogate their tiny lives, whilst also impressing upon them the power of dumb wonder at the center of everything, which is not god, but the same embarrasment that in the right context follows a sneeze, and which, on a cosmic scale, is nothing at all unless it is fondled with the mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Says the lamb!
You should message me if
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You're life up to this point has been a series of irrevocable shallow gestures, and you're ready for the next challenge.