Masters Degree in English. Still cannot punctuate.
Does not know difference between left and right.
Condensed Version: indulgently pessimistic.
Doesn't like professional sports. Organized religion. Consumerism. Will not bless you when you sneeze.
Does like long bike rides, ethyl alcohol, musty paperbacks, the idiosyncratic way you pronounce certain words, say "sill" in window sill, or Descartes, etc. etc. Generally curious about your concept of language. I apologize in advance for losing track of what you were saying because I was distracted by the sound/rhythm of your voice. Indulge me.
Will request high fives, and/or quiet time.
I would like to meet you for a drink, but mostly conversation.