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microphonic000

31 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
May 21
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
bookstore loiter - malbec imbiber - music digestor - exercise enabler - city dweller
What I’m doing with my life
Sound man to the stars. I work at 7 different clubs/venues in Manhattan with an emphasis in jazz.

Odds are if you have played a gig in NYC you have had me shove a mic in your face. Or I will soon be shoving a mic in your face in the near future.
I’m really good at
Being a champion.
Blaming the feedback on the guitarist.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet ass beard. They are like "HEY THIS GUY HAS A BEARD. WE SHOULD BE COOL WITH HIM AND GIVE HIM MONEY AND FINE CHOCOLATES." True story....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*Music is my thing. If you like any of these bands, we will get along just finnnneeee.

$$$ JaZz- Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Chet Baker, Bill Evans, Duke Ellington, Miles, Trane, Bird, Cedar Walton, Monty Alexander, Roy Hargrove, Yuseff Lateff

$$$ Downtempo- DJ CAM, Nightmares on Wax, Mr Scruff, Quantic, Dimlite, Prefuse 73, Dj Shadow, RjD2, The Avalanches, Toro Y Moi, Washed Out, Neon Indian, Little Dragon

$$$ Rock - Hendrix, Allman Brothers, Beatles, Stones, Neil Young, The Doors, Queen, Grateful Dead, Talking Heads, Smiths, New Order, Joy Division.

$$$ Hip Hop - Tribe Called Quest, Large Professor, Madlib, MF Doom, Common, Gang Starr, Das EFX, Pete Rock, Jay Z, Biggie, Tupac

$$$ Hipser-esque - The Drums, Deerhunter, Sonic Youth, Beck, Tame Impala

But seriously I listen to a lot of music and work with a lot of musicians. Always on the prowl for some new genre or song. RAWR!

*Been on a big fiction kick lately. I go to strand like once and month and spend way to much money.

Philip K Dick, Chuck Palahniuk, Vladimir Nabokov, Cormac McCarthy, Haruki Murakami, Arthur C Clarke, Junot Diaz, Albert Camus, Joesph Heller.

*I drink an excessive amount of tea and try to get in one Kombucha a day.

*I like Malbec and tortas.

*Crap I watch occasionally

Wire, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, House of Cards, Homeland, Shameless, New Girl, Parks and Rec, The Office, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica.
The six things I could never do without
Spotify
Sleep Deprivation
Northside Peir
Sharpies
Candy Crush Saga (YOU KNOW THIS MANG!!!!!)
Dreams of chick corea screaming at me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Musicians aka Divas, Burnouts, Rockstars, Psychopaths, Has Beens, Lotharios, and what I like to call the Hot Messes. I really like the hot mess. I can identify with the hot mess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ruining a jazz show with my awesome. People are there to see me solo on the soundboard. WHAT WHAT
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have watched every episode of "Sex and The City". Voluntarily.
And I used to DJ a lot of amatuer hip hop events in my 20s. If you ever have been to one of those sausage fests; then you will understand how embarrassing this is to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
This well thought out profile has inspired, transformed, enlightened, or made you feel all warm and euphoric. Just writing this profile has made me transcend mind, soul, and body. Especially the part about where I like Tortas.