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microsarahology

24 Boston, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I could probably be described as a sociable introvert. I'm not really shy and I'm not really quiet but I do need a lot of time to myself and prefer a drink in a quiet bar to wild'n out on the dancefloor of a crowded one- though I can get down every now and then.

I don't live in Boston anymore but you get shit awful results if you list the specific suburb you live in.

Blah blah seeing someone blah blah non-monogamous blah blah blah yes that's like an open relationship but if that's your first question then maybe just move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dropped up out of art-school, failing to support myself while working for one of the best craft breweries in the state, eating burgers, wearing mostly stretch pants, watching a lot of questionably accurate historical documentaries on netflix, creating much less than i would like to, and obsessing over my boyfriend's dog in a way that really points to mental illness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, cooking pancakes and bacon, dispensing sarcasm and snarky comments, drinking beer, needlepoint, painting my toenails, wrangling my pet rabbit into his outdoor harness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
almost certainly not my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to podcasts way more than I read or even watch TV these days- MBMBaM, The Adventure Zone, SYSK, SMNTY, Nightvale, Sawbones, etc. I love reading fiction and non-fiction, my favorite book is probably The Unbearable Lightness of Being. My favorite movies are Moonstruck, Clue, and SLC Punk!. I dont listen to much music beyond my Jackson 5 pandora station. I used to be an extremely picky eater up until I hit my 20's so my go-tos are comfort food but I love trying out new places to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my ability to laugh at myself and the world
- a stovetop
- easy and safe access to birth-control and abortions
- chapstick
- internet :{ (never not googling things)
- pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how writing about yourself in a way that you hope is off-putting really just reads as lovably quirky these days
- beer
- where and what i'm going to eat next
- how our culture informs the way we perceive our own mental illnesses
- the timeline of life events from our teenage years- 30's that America seems to have agreed on and why it's so pervasive despite everyone telling you that "you have so much time"
- how i can get my glitter nail polish to last longer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working or casually drinking at home or in the wild. saturdays are my longest hardest day so i'm typically taking it easy on a friday.
You should message me if
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You're the type of person who doesn't fucking talk in a movie theatre.

On the subject of friends- I'm especially interested in meeting and trying to build friendships with other young/youngish queer women (which shouldn't discourage everyone else), extra points if you're bisexual or pansexual or somewhere along or outside of the spectrum.

Also, the likelihood of me responding to one-liner messages is really slim. So just don't bother.