...which brings me to, well, me.
I like all the typical manly things: grilling meat, hanging sheet rock, wrestling a bear naked in the woods, nailing sh*t to walls with a high powered pneumatic gun...shopping. That's right, a guy who can tolerate shopping, it's amazing! Just don't start pushing your luck with some death march endurance trip through the mall and we'll be fine.
I know girls like a guy who is funny, so I diligently scour all the best joke books Barnes and Noble has to offer. Did you hear the one about the two peanuts walking in the park? One was a salted. Awful story I'm afraid.
Oh right, here are some of my references in case you were wondering:
"Outstanding, a great experience!"
- Tonya H.
"Truly epic! One of a kind!"
- Sonya S.
"Four Stars! Wonderful production values!"
- Roger Ebert (I know I know...but I think I need to leave it on here for pure comedic value)
If you haven't noticed by now, I've been on this site long enough to not really take it seriously anymore. That said, if you actually are a nice, down to earth girl that's legitimately looking to meet a good guy, send me a message, or respond to mine when I come a creepin'.
Also, be sure to look at my pictures, although I'm more than just a piece of meat to be stared at.