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midnight_asylum
35 / M / straight / Single
Pardeeville, Wisconsin
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- high school
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal.
My Self-Summary
*************welcome to the anti-profile********************
I like the bizarre and unusual. When I was around the age of ten I had an epiphany about adulthood. It occured to me that adults were, in general, a bunch of miserable fucks. So I promised myself that when I grew up I wouldn't be bogged down by the bullshit stress that drives most adults batshit. I'm 35 now and happy to say that I've retained the simple joy of childhood while maintaining the responsibility of being an adult. I'm not rich, I'm not famous, but I do my best to enjoy what I can while I can.
Oh, yeah,fuck the french.
I like the bizarre and unusual. When I was around the age of ten I had an epiphany about adulthood. It occured to me that adults were, in general, a bunch of miserable fucks. So I promised myself that when I grew up I wouldn't be bogged down by the bullshit stress that drives most adults batshit. I'm 35 now and happy to say that I've retained the simple joy of childhood while maintaining the responsibility of being an adult. I'm not rich, I'm not famous, but I do my best to enjoy what I can while I can.
Oh, yeah,fuck the french.
What I’m doing with my life
Recovering from a really fucked up fall. In the beginning of
november I lost my job. By the end of november I lost my girlfriend
of 2 years....I don't miss either of them too much and I'm already
on track with some interesting new work.
Got tired of being lied to so I've been studying Body Language and Behavioral Psychology.
plotting my conquest....but i've said too much.
Got tired of being lied to so I've been studying Body Language and Behavioral Psychology.
plotting my conquest....but i've said too much.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor.
my utter lack of an internal sensor.
I wield my freedom of speech like a weapon.
shameless self-promotion.
fantastic hair;)
my utter lack of an internal sensor.
I wield my freedom of speech like a weapon.
shameless self-promotion.
fantastic hair;)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I dig cars,
especially from the muscle car era. My Monte Carlo is a
grin-inducing joy to drive. Fast, loud, and unapologetic about the
acres of rain forest that die every time I put my foot in the
carburetor.
Musically I'm all over the place. I like most types of music, I can even stomach a little bit of country.Though it is necessary to have a sick bag close at hand.
Fight Club, The dark knight, most Rodriguez projects and a lot of Tarrantino,Inglorious Basterds was phenominal, The new Star Trek. Drag me to Hell,The Invention of Lying, Orphan(russian midgets are hardcore)
Musically I'm all over the place. I like most types of music, I can even stomach a little bit of country.Though it is necessary to have a sick bag close at hand.
Fight Club, The dark knight, most Rodriguez projects and a lot of Tarrantino,Inglorious Basterds was phenominal, The new Star Trek. Drag me to Hell,The Invention of Lying, Orphan(russian midgets are hardcore)
The six things I could never do without
oxygen, heart, brain,nervous system,skeletal
structure,pie...yeah... definitely pie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My brain is constantly in motion. I'm usually thinking about at
least 3 different things at once, often with a soundtrack. Honestly
there's no ONE thing I spend most of my time thinking about.
maybe sex.
Writing a "Dating Resume'"
maybe sex.
Writing a "Dating Resume'"
On a typical Friday night I am
eating pie....DUH!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once killed a man for bumping into my car. Thankfully I drive a
Hearse.And I've never made love to a little person(midget)....I
hang my head in shame.
Honestly, there are no private things. I'm open about everything...go ahead, ask me. Just don't blame me for the answers.
Honestly, there are no private things. I'm open about everything...go ahead, ask me. Just don't blame me for the answers.
You should message me if
You should message me because I told you to.You will obey my every
command!Message me! MESSAGE ME! SHOW ME YOUR TITS!MESSAGE ME!
Jesus, no one's gonna get this....
Jesus, no one's gonna get this....
