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midnight_asylum

40 M Pardeeville, WI

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I don't like sports. or fishing. or NASCAR. I did go to a monster truck show once...the promoter got run over by one of the monster trucks and died. Not that that's at all relevant, just a strange anecdote.

What I do like is creativity and knowledge. I love learning new things. Recently I graduated from ITT Tech with an Associates Degree in Drafting and Design. Now I just need to find someone to pay me for it.

I hate lying. If folks could just learn to own their bullshit and be honest with themselves and each other life would be a lot simpler.

I guess for the most part I'm looking for the same thing as everyone else. To find that someone with whom I can be myself(whatever horror that may entail). Intelligence is important to me. I'm a pretty smart guy and I'd like to be with a smart woman. I'm not expecting any MENSA members but I'd like to meet someone who can keep up with my geek. Humor, yes humor is very important. If I start doing Ricky Ricardo in the middle of a mall It'd be fun to have a Lucy along with who won't be afraid to join in.(and, yes, that really happened) At the very least, someone I don't have to constantly explain jokes to.

Kids...I don't have any myself but I have no problem dating someone with kids. And yeah, I understand that they're your life and that you're a package deal...just wanted to get that out of the way. Frankly, meeting someone in my age group without kids is only slightly less problematic than finding Shangri-La.

Independence. I'd like to find someone who has her shit halfway together. A job, a car, a home of some sort, and at least the basic bills kept up with. The idea here is that I'd like to find someone who wants to be with me rather than someone who "needs" me.

Oh, and I own cats, so if there's an allergy issue or just a general dislike, well..."Forewarned is Forearmed".

When I get "match" emails from okcupid, there's always a question at the bottom of the page. "What superpower would you rather have? Flight or invisibility?" The answer is: The Power....To Move You.(if anyone gets that reference you win a cookie)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coping with whatever comes along to the best of my abilities.
working, self-education, actual education (graduated 9/13) trying to start a career.

plotting my conquest....but i've said too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative edeavors
writing
Whatever I want. If I find something that piques my interest I ravenously devour every scrap of information I can find about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my sense of humor.

my utter lack of an internal sensor.

I wield my freedom of speech like a weapon.

shameless self-promotion.

And yet I'm a good listener...go fig.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
T.V.:House, bones, criminal minds,Big Bang Theory,Burn Notice, Firefly,Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Face Off.

Books: Mustaine, the Horus Heresy series, psychology books, comics, Lovecraft,R.E.Howard.

Music: Punk, metal, classical, classic rock, just about anything except country and top 40. And frankly, the musical landscape right now is pretty fucking desolate.

Movies:The Dark Knight, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Zombie Land, The Shawshank Redemption, Sky High, Kick-Ass, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Time Bandits, Alien Nation,Excalibur, Defendor, Natural Born Killers, most of kevin smith's work ...gonna stop now, this list is gonna get WAYYYY too long
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oxygen, heart, brain,nervous system,skeletal structure,pie...yeah... definitely pie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My brain is constantly in motion. I'm usually thinking about at least 3 different things at once, often with a soundtrack. Honestly there's no ONE thing I spend most of my time thinking about.

Well, maybe Pinball...And Hiring an Evil Minion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether I had to work that day or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, there are no private things. I'm open about everything...go ahead, ask me. Just don't blame me for the answers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're tired of bullshit and self styled playaz. If you want honesty, loyalty, a little bit of fun and a little bit of wierdness.

...and pie.