I am intuitive, sensitve, and crazy.
My Self-Summary
Hello. Welcome to my profile. My name is Christalyn. I'm currently
21 years old and live with my roommate and best friend. We own two
dogs and they are my LIFE. If you don't like
dogs...well I don't like you. ^-^
I'm 90% gay, 10% straight and 100% QUEER! What that basically means
is that
Taylor
Lautner,
Josh
Turner,
Rupert Grint,
Zac Efron,
Ewan McGreggor and a few more
VERY sexy men kind of make me squeal! I want to box them up and put
them in my room so I can stare at them forever and touch their
muscles...=D. (kissing or any other type of sexual act with
guys...kinda freaks me out, BUT who knows, I've never experienced
it. Also I'm not completely oppose to dating the RIGHT guy. Highly
doubt that will ever happen, but I'm not going to deny my true love
because has a
penis.)
I'm an extremely random person. I love to laugh and think about
things people wouldn't normally ponder. Like, have you ever just
been driving down the road and you happen to glance over and see
people in their yard? Be it, mowing, playing or just sitting? Well
I just think, "Wow, they are living a life completly seperate from
my own. Hell! They don't even know I'm looking at them."
So yeah. That's just one of my many speculations about this
wonderful journey we call life.
Personally my life is a tragedy as opposed to a comedy. I'm sure
most people, generally 9 out of 10 would say the same thing. People
just aren't satisfied with their lives these days. What ever
happened to buggies and riding horses? Gathering and hunting food?
Walking around the forest with your best friends? Heading to the
market for some special special items? Putting huge rocks in a
circular formation in the middle of a field to determine SOMETHING
(not quite sure what the hell they were doing) about
Astronomy? Oh where did
that life go? It sure as hell isn't here, with thousands of dollars
in debt and workin' with pizza. =/ I belong in the Renaissance with
Kepler, Galileo and Copernicus. (Famous astronomers.) My name
should be among them! I would have been Copernicus's apprentice!
Then I would also be credited to have figured out our Solar System
is heliocentric....sigh. I'm rambling. End.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I work at Little Caeser's. Yay.
I'm going to school to be a
Veterinary Technician. Cut
to first paragraph about puppies. You don't like animals, I don't
like you!
Oh, my actual dream is to be an
Animal Law
Enforcement Officer. I want to put the sickos who torture,
neglect and/or mistreat their pets or any animal for that matter,
away. BUT, I live in
Iowa and they don't have any study program
for that.
Poo. I shall
move.
Also, later in a few years, my best friend and I are going to start
a dog care buisness. We are also going to open our own Animal
Shelter if we can. Helping animals is a special kind of special.
You should do it too. ^^
I’m really good at
being entertained. I'm one of the most easily entertained people
you will ever meet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess the only thing I can think of is that they notice that I'm
of different ethnicity. I'm half
Philippine and proud! And probably
that I'm fat! Oh snap. A total jab at my self esteem. Eye roll?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A) I LOVE to read. Love
David Eddings! He is superiorly
brilliant! I love the
Twilight Saga. And before you go
shitting your pants at how dumb I am, I bought and began reading
them before the movie came out. So ha.
Harry Potter
is classic. I also love Julie Ann Peters and Margret Peterson
Haddix. I need to read mooooooooore. =(
B) My roommate and I love to watch movies. We have
Netflix! Seriously, best thing
ever. Get it.
I really don't have a favorite movie, but I love ANYTHING with
Amy Adams in it.
She. Is. A. May. Zing.
C) I LOVE
KELLY
CLARKSON. That's basically all you need to know. =P
But really. I love ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL types of music. Everything
from classic to symphonic metal. Cliche, I know. =)
The six things I could never do without
Besides the basics, food/water/clothes/shelter...
In Order.
My dogs, Friends/Family, Paper&Pencil/Pen (OMG, I no say! I is
a writer!!!!! =D), Books, My car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
regrets. I know that you shouldn't dwell but I think thinking about
your mistakes keeps them fresh in your mind so you don't make them
again. It's sort of like a kick in the ass from the past.
Also........................
Space, dogs, love, kisses, celebrities, Taco Bell,
Pancheros, Hot Harry's,
Taco John's,
......basically any fast food mexican place....
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my
best friend and
puppies! We tend to watch movies,
play video games and gorge ourselves. Yay for fatness! ^^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have thirty seven hairy
nipples. *GASP*
Come on. That was a joke.
You should message me if
You want to, obviously.
But seriously, I do like you, you person who just read my profile.
Message me! I want to be friends!