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midnitemaurader

35 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Not to pump my own tires, but I’m wicked smart, ridiculously funny, rabidly curious, and great at math.

I’ve got ants in the pants, an often overactive imagination, and a strong belief that storytelling is a true art form.

I’m good at laundry, suck at making the bed, and I came to dance.
What I’m doing with my life
I've gone from managing a theatre group to managing a night club. From working in fashion to business school in Spain. What can I say, I’m a dabbler, a dreamer, and a bit of doer.

Currently, I spend my days working for the man—and making him better. It's actually quite awesome, not to mention the fact that it's also creative, strategic, and pays the bills.

By night, I'm drinking rosé, eating lobster rolls, and trying not to be too naughty.
I’m really good at
Competitive pilates and karaoke
Making friends and influencing people
Faking my way through several languages
Helping others figure out who they want to be when they grow up
Dancing—seriously, it's my super power
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm stacked and my disarming yet inappropriate humor…
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Freedom, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Henry and June, The Adventures of Clay and Kavalier, and Dune. Yes, Dune.

Music: The Knife, Los Super Elegantes, The Pixies, dark German techno.

TV: If you haven't watched The Misfits (the British series), I highly recommend you check it out.
The six things I could never do without
Lobster rolls, rosé, hot sauce, travel, mischief, and mayhem.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a smarty pants dirty birdy. You're friends with Tom Foolery. You know what's good for you.

Please DO NOT message me if you are a poly couple looking to make me the center of your attention.