midnitemaurader
37 New York, NY
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My self-summary
Not to pump my own tires, but I’m wicked smart, ridiculously funny, rabidly curious, and great at math.

I’ve got ants in the pants, an often overactive imagination, and a strong belief that storytelling is a true art form.

I’m good at laundry, suck at making the bed.

I suppose my super power is helping other people find their place in the universe. I'm good at getting to the truth, cutting to what's pure and honest.

I can dance. Seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
I've done a lot. I've gone from managing a theatre group to managing a night club. From working in fashion to business school in Spain. Currently, I work somewhere between strategy and design. Disrupting businesses and industries. Having impact at scale. Building an app to help leaders be better leaders.

But that's just a job. At night, I'm drinking rosé, eating lobster rolls, and trying not to be too naughty. In the in betweens, I'm traveling, experimenting, and writing a book in my head and on small pieces of paper.
I’m really good at
Competitive pilates and karaoke
Making friends and influencing people
Faking my way through several languages
Helping others figure out who they want to be when they grow up
Dancing—seriously, it's my super power
Ordering wine with confidence
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm stacked and my disarming yet inappropriate sense humor…
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Americanah, Freedom, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Henry and June, The Adventures of Clay and Kavalier, and Dune. Yes, Dune.

Music: The Knife, Los Super Elegantes, The Pixies, dark German techno.

TV: If you haven't watched The Misfits (the British series), I highly recommend you check it out.
The six things I could never do without
Exploration, experimentation, misadventure, mischief, mayhem, and long deep kisses that suck the breath from your lungs and make you believe in love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How anyone could want to defund Planned Parenthood, how we live in a vacuum of leadership and need a hero who can paint a picture of a brighter tomorrow that will rally us to be the people we've been waiting for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fancy dive bars
You should message me if
You're a smarty pants dirty birdy. You're friends with Tom Foolery. You know what's good for you.

Please DO NOT message me if you are a poly couple looking to make me the center of your attention.
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