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35 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:17am
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Not to pump my own tires, but I’m wicked smart, ridiculously funny, rabidly curious, and great at math.

I’ve got ants in the pants, an often overactive imagination, and a strong belief that storytelling is a true art form.

I’m good at laundry, suck at making the bed, and I came to dance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've gone from managing a theatre group to managing a night club. From working in fashion to business school in Spain. What can I say, I’m a dabbler, a dreamer, and a bit of doer.

Currently, I spend my days working for the man—and making him better. It's actually quite awesome, not to mention the fact that it's also creative, strategic, and pays the bills.

By night, I'm drinking rosé, eating lobster rolls, and trying not to be too naughty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Competitive pilates and karaoke
Making friends and influencing people
Faking my way through several languages
Helping others figure out who they want to be when they grow up
Dancing—seriously, it's my super power
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm stacked and my disarming yet inappropriate humor…
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Freedom, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Henry and June, The Adventures of Clay and Kavalier, and Dune. Yes, Dune.

Music: The Knife, Los Super Elegantes, The Pixies, dark German techno.

TV: If you haven't watched The Misfits (the British series), I highly recommend you check it out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lobster rolls, rosé, hot sauce, travel, mischief, and mayhem.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a smarty pants dirty birdy. You're friends with Tom Foolery. You know what's good for you.

Please DO NOT message me if you are a poly couple looking to make me the center of your attention.