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midwestchris

30 Elgin, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
STOP!!
Before you read any further answer these questions. If you answer "no" to any of them, just move on, I'm sick of wasting my time:

1. Do you have time to commit to building a relationship?
2. Are you looking for something serious?
3. Are you mature enough to handle a relationship?

My closest friends would say that I am funny, a good listener, and that I have a big heart. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, but it's always meant in good fun. I just want to enjoy every minute of life I have on this planet. I love to laugh and make other people laugh, that's what life's all about

I'm in the process of making a lot of big life changes and I couldn't be happier because of it. After working retail for 11 years, I switched to doing mortgages to see what opportunities that brings. I've started eating right and going to the gym religiously, and I've lost about 20 pounds so far! I also decided to grow a beard, just for the hell of it.

Just to be clear, I'm looking for something serious and long term. I'm not into playing games, and I appreciate openness and honesty above everything else.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the mortgage field, clawing my way up the corporate ladder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing both sides of any argument.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Old Neighborhood (that last one was written by my cousin).

Movies: Star Wars, True Grit, Moon, 500 Days of Summer, Lost in Translation, Indiana Jones, Leprechaun, Grandmas Boy, Spaceballs, anything by Akira Kurosawa, Labyrinth, I love 80s movies, the list goes on and on and on.

Tv: Parks and Rec, Community (the first 2 seasons anyway), Shark Tank, and Big Bang Theory. I'll just say it now: I just don't get Game of Thrones, or The Walking Dead, so if you think you can explain it to me, I'd love to see you try.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm ashamed of the things I've done for a Klondike bar....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My perfect woman would be someone who is unquestionably kind, can have fun in any situation, and loves to laugh.