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midwestchris

28 / M / Straight / Single

Hoffman Estates, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The most important thing to know about me is that I like to have fun no matter what situation I'm in. I want to enjoy every minute of life I have. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I like to think I can at least get a chuckle out of just about anyone. I believe in being a good person no matter how hard ignorant people make it sometimes. Yes I'm a nice guy, so deal with it.

I'm looking for my PIC, my sidekick, the Gilligan to my Skipper, someone who wants to lead a life of adventures with a willing partner.

I'm very laid back. I enjoy a fun night at home with a good movie as much as going out. I know when to be serious and mature, but it's very fun to pretend that I don't sometimes. Oh, and improper spelling and grammar gets on my nerves. If there's anything else you want to know, then just ask, I'm an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, trying to take in as much as I can with what little time we are given on this planet. I'm working on getting in better shape, eating and living healthier. I love my job but I'm always on the lookout for something more challenging.

I also have a secret dream to be a writer in some capacity: novels, tv, movies. I'm not really sure yet, but I spend a lot of time coming up with story ideas I can use. My job gives me a lot of stories.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh with my sarcasm and rapier wit, and telling people what celebrity they look like (There's one celebrity that people always tell me I look like, can you guess what it is?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, yes even Harry Potter. I am very disappointed that I haven't taken more time for reading lately, but I'm trying to make up for it!

Movies: I have a movie obsession, True Grit, Moon, 500 Days of Summer, Lost in Translation, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Leprechaun, Super Troopers, Grandmas Boy, Spaceballs, anything by Akira Kurosawa, Labyrinth, I love 80s movies, the list goes on and on and on.

As far as tv goes, my favorite show right now is Parks and Rec, followed by Community (if it ever comes back), Parking Wars, Red Vs Blue and Big Bang Theory. Besides that, I like a lot of shows that are off the air, like The Critic, Firefly, Tiny Toon adventures, and anything from Nickelodeon in the 90s.

I love sushi, I try to get it as often as I can. I am also a big fan of Italian food, Chipotle burritos, and I'll try just about anything once.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Getting just a little more sleep before work
3. Movies
4. Internet
5. Sushi
6. My iPhone
7. Math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends if they're available. I can also have a great time just hanging around at home taking in a classic movie, finding something interesting to read, or blasting my music while getting some exercise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm ashamed of the things I've done for a Klondike bar....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're not into playing games
-You want a guy who won't ever cheat
-You have a list of good books you can recommend
-You care more about happiness than wealth and possessions
-You aren't bound by the social construct that says that a woman shouldn't approach a man first
-You don't consciously seek out guys who are "jerks." I mean really? Who thinks like that? Get some self esteem. I'm a nice guy and damn proud of it.