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midwestchris

29 M Elgin, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a confident, attractive & comedic. I have a smartass sense of humor, but it's always meant in good fun. I just want to enjoy every minute of life I have on this planet. I love to laugh and make other people laugh, that's what life's all about

Edit: There are a few things I want to make clear: I am not traditionally religious at all, so if you list god as one of the "things you can't live without" or if you are "very serious about" your religion, then we probably won't get along. I respect everyone's beliefs, but I cannot be with someone whose religion is the center of their lives. Also, I'm looking for someone close to my age or younger. I want someone I can grow with and have a future with. Lastly, I work in retail management. No it's not the most glamorous job on the planet, but I really enjoy it, I work hard at it, and I can make a good living from it if I keep with it. If you have a problem with that, then move along. Hey, we can't all be doctors, right?
I’m really good at
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Seeing both sides of any argument.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Old Neighborhood (that last one was written by my cousin).

Movies: Star Wars, True Grit, Moon, 500 Days of Summer, Lost in Translation, Indiana Jones, Leprechaun, Grandmas Boy, Spaceballs, anything by Akira Kurosawa, Labyrinth, I love 80s movies, the list goes on and on and on.

Tv: Parks and Rec, Community (the first 2 seasons anyway), Shark Tank, and Big Bang Theory. I'll just say it now: I just don't get Game of Thrones, or The Walking Dead, so if you think you can explain it to me, I'd love to see you try.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm ashamed of the things I've done for a Klondike bar....
You should message me if
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My perfect woman would be someone who is unquestionably kind. She would be attractive, but doesn't go around flaunting her looks, or expecting special treatment because of it. She should embrace her nerdy side and have at least one thing she is passionate about. Female gamers have a special place in my heart.