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midwestkale

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My dad always told me that the worse it is in the moment the funnier it is later, and really I live my life one good story to the next.

My most recent adventure was a 2 week trip to Germany for Oktoberfest and then Italy. After hearing a great quote by Benjamin Franklin- "Write something worth reading or do something worth writing about" I bought a plane ticket there and went not knowing another soul for 3k miles. I made no plans other than to said yes to everything that crossed my path and couldn't have planned a better trip if I had tried.

I grew up in the Midwest and like to think I have a strong set of Midwest values mixed with coastal intellect. I have a great relationship with my family even though they are a thousand miles away.

I’ve always been into sports. I wrestled all through high school and college, but since moving to LA I’ve had to find some new sports. I run a competitive adult kickball league in Hollywood on Monday nights. We have over 350 players in our league alone. Kickball has been the single best thing I've done since moving to Los Angeles, and I'd recommend it to anyone. And at this point I'm actually paid ($) to play kickball so that's kind of cool.

My idea of something fun we could do together...
1.Buy two disposable cameras and Dress up like over the top tourists and take a starline bus tour of Hollywood. Points for whomever can take the best photos.
2. Spike some lemonade and go draw a silly/lewd murals with chalk on some sidewalks.
3. Make some crazy protests signs (like "Only the devil drinks soy milk" And stand at Hollywood and Highland protesting. We'd need to bring more signs and hand them out to try to grow our movement.
4. Take a historical tour of Downtown's Art deco architecture and have a picnic in Pershing square.
5. Croquet in the Huntington library Shakespeare garden.
6. Drunken Frisbee Golf.
7. Backpack LA- Stay in a LA hostel for a weekend and pretend to be tourists.

Interested?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Atari for a day Job. I spend my nights writing TV and playing kickball. I go running and climbing on the weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Fighting bears
-Drinking whiskey
-Chopping down trees
-Making fires
-Not talking about fight club...shit. Scratch that.
-Cooking bacon
-Eating bacon
-Shaving my facial hair into ironic shapes prior to shaving it all off
-Other Man stuff

Also pretty good at: Eating anything and not getting sick, Being on time to everything, surviving the zombie apocalypse, Knowing which restaurant to go to for any occasion, Being prepared for the end of the world, Not throwing up when I get really drunk, All board games, Life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are really blue. I don't have colored contacts or anything either. They are just really Blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite shows: 1. Battlestar Galactica 2. How I met Your Mother 3. Dexter 4. Game of Thrones 5. Daily Show

Currently listening to: Fun, Of Monsters and Men, Kidd Cudi, Head and the Heart, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

Podcasts: radiolab, this American life, the moth, the truth, stuff you missed in history class.

Top 5 Movies: (no particular order)
1. Amelie
2. Fight Club
3. Aliens
4. The Descent
5. Kingdom of Heaven (director's cut)

Guilty pleasure: (Beerfest)

Favorite restaurants in LA:
Pizza: Masa of Echo Park (echo Park)
Indian: India's grill (off la cienega)
Burger: Plan Check (Westwood)
Pancakes: The Griddle (Hollywood)
Argentinian / Bread pudding: Mercado Buenos Aires (Van Nuys)
German: Red Lion Tavern (Silver lake)
Cafe: Alcove Cafe (Los Feliz)
Italian / Martinis: Firenze Osteria (Studio city)
Salads: Healthy CA (North Hollywood)
BBQ: Mr. Cecils (Manhattan Beach)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I doubt there is anything I couldn't get over if I had too, I'm pretty resourceful. But 6 things within 5 feet of me right now are...
1. iphone
2. fan
3. head phones
4. nerf gun
5. xbox controller
6. My five finger toe shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who would win in a fight... Sharktopus or Bearaptor.
How I plan on surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Kickball lineups and strategy.
What if anything bacon doesn't make better.
If I could climb to the top of (insert anything vertical)
Where my next big adventure should be... currently leaning towards Poland.
What is my dog eating while I'm at work... something expensive I bet....
Why do women shave their eyebrows only to draw them back with a pencil?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends to a movie and drinks/conversation after. Possibly a drunken board game night. Sometimes just heading off into one direction and seeing where it takes me. I like to do fun stuff during the day on weekends so my Friday nights are usually fairly tame, unless it's kickball season. Then it's Friday night flipcup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim. Many have tried to teach me... all have failed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Running a mile doesn't make you cringe. Tough Mudder sounds like an awesome challenge. You are relying on more than a photo of your boobs to get guys to message you. You have moxy and know what that means. purposely getting lost just so you can find your way home sounds fun. You are willing to do something just to say you did, or just so you'll have a good story later. You have super powers.