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midwestman509

26 Topeka, KS Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really not great it this type of thing and this whole profile is pretty lame- really lame.
I tried to do some pretty good nutshelling so a person might get an idea about me without learning my life story. That way if I actually met someone one here we might have a chance to get to know each other in a more organic way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, hobbying, kickin it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving! If you have a problem I can probably fix it; it might not always be pretty, but I can usually figure something out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shy and painfully awkward, it usually goes away or you get used to it...
Hopefully
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Alice's adventures in wonderland/through the looking glass, 1984, anything by Jules Vern.

Movies:
Evil dead 2, the blues brothers, star wars, all Wes Anderson films, the devil in Daniel Johnston, easy rider, creature from the black lagoon.

Shows:
I don't watch much tv, but ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!

Music:

The clash, the rolling stones, the descendants, black flag, Daniel Johnston, bob Dylan, the velvet underground, cage, the fugees, the coup, bomb the music industry, this bike is a pipe bomb, mike ness, conway twitty, juice newton. It goes on and on...
Kiss, the bouncing souls, and the talking heads too.

Food:
I like all the food!
(I have a weakness for fruit, rubins, and all carbohydrates in general)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Canvas shoes
Music
501's
Something to work on, physically
Tortillas
Rubins
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bursting into flames!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to have a good time; working on a motorcycle, going a show or a movie, making something awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I clean my ears 3+ times a day.
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