20 Downers Grove, IL
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My self-summary
What a horrible thing to attempt writing.

I was born as most people are, the result of a camping trip and a pickup truck . Slowly through a process of absorbing British comedies and the tolkeinverse I grew up into what I am now, an animal loving liberal (80s)metalhead.
Little boy wanna be a big boy.
What I’m doing with my life
Bulls Eyeing wamp rats in my t16, As well as comedy and petcare
I’m really good at
I play guitar practice archery and I have extensive knowledge about history and warfare even though I'm a pacifist. My interests basically haven't changed since grade school.

Spooning with dogs though they're never the outside spoon.
The first things people usually notice about me
My feminine charm which hangs around me like a cool soy based mist.

That I'm phat as hell.

I'm a dark elf rogue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no particular order or categorization.

Animal farm, 1984, evil dead 2 dead by dawn,Shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead (remake),Louie, community, squidbillies, aqua teen, game of thrones,the Jon Dore Show,vsauce,vlogbrothers,nerdist,proops kittens.
Monty pythons everything, the young ones, battlestar galactica,
tim minchin,maria bamford, iron maiden,Dirty ghosts.

The six things I could never do without
my car
British TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like my women like my coffee, full of ice cream.

death, conformity, complacency, sex,religion,prejudice,music,myself,politics,philosophy,feminism.
I should be a vegetarian.

taking down the corporate patriarchy that controls our government

Why the internet is full of idiotic anti feminists who proliferate the idea that feminism is anti man based on nothing but their own fear of not being on top.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing video games or gabbing with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've poisoned half of all my food to thwart bears.
You should message me if
You think I'm not a jabroni, to be frank I'm a bit shy and don't send that many messages.

and my kik is Nebish that's a thing young people use now a days right?