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mightymanderson

19 M Schaumburg, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born as most people are, the result of a broken condom and a pickup truck . Slowly through a process of absorbing British comedies I grew up into an 19 year old boy.What I want to do with my life is the source of many an existential crisis that my subconscious is quite fond of. Though I can see myself in the field of psychology or maybe even music and comedy; but most likely working a soul sucking job and than dying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm going to community college and working a dead end job; I hope to get higher education and eventually figure it all out.
Also, hanging out with my friends as much as possible because there is nothing like sharing existence with awesome people.

about to move to Chicago.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking and joking around in a relaxed atmosphere. I also play guitar (not very well) practice archery (its been awhile) and I have extensive knowledge about history and warfare even though I'm a pacifist. My interests basically haven't changed since grade school.

Saying things that sound like they mean something when they don't.

Spooning with dogs even though they're never the outside spoon, selfish pricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The color of my hair, which is constantly changing and is currently a boring buzz cut. My feminine charm which hangs around me like a cool soy based mist .

I'm a dark elf rogue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Animal farm, 1984, evil dead 2 dead by dawn,Shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead (remake),Louie, community, squidbillies, aqua teen, game of thrones,the Jon Dore Show,vsauce,vlogbrothers,nerdist,proops kittens.
Monty pythons everything, the young ones, battlestar galactica,
tim minchin,maria bamford, iron maiden.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
words
friends
cursing
books
my car
British TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
death, conformity, complacency, sex,religon,prejudice,music,myself,politics,philosophy,feminism, that I should be a vegetarian.

taking down the corporate oligarchy that controls our government
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing video games or gabbing with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've poisoned half of all my food to thwart bears.
You should message me if
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you want to, I'm up for a casual chat or a heated argument or whatever. If you want to get to know me I'll probably want to get to know you. I'm just a goofy lass who likes to have fun watch cartoons and make terribly offensive jokes.
also if you love iron maiden, or Monty python.