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• I can open jars and get things off of high shelves.
• I was in a band that had a spin-off series of fashion coloring
• I speak fluent Canadian and Australian.
• I am a good cook and like to do dishes.
• My lifelong goal is to be on the Price is Right.
• I love my own handwriting.
• My parents wouldn't let me go to Catholic School.
• I was a part-time motivational speaker in High School.
• My family and I like to talk about cats.
• I hate laundry and I love twins.
• I was genetically engineered to ride a bicycle.
• I have bionic implants embedded in my jaw which allow me to do
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently serve as Executive Director of a non-profit, and am
heavily involved with the Friends of the Conservatory in Volunteer
Park . I'll give you a private tour of the Conservatory some time
if you ask me!
On the side, I do voice-over work, and am currently trying to
position myself as a go-to young-to-middle-age Australian English
Male talent for the Pacific Northwest. I am not Australian, but in
the voice-over industry you need to have a niche!
I am a show off in gym class, and hope to continue to do so until
my knees blow out. If I saw someone leaping as high as me in a
class, I'd think, "I hope he freaking slips and breaks his
I am a graduate of Equal Rights Washington's Out In Front
Leadership Program (Class of 2011) and may one day have political
I’m really good at
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Penmanship. I used to teach a course - The Fendo Method of
Handwriting Excellence with the tag line "Soon you too will say: "I
Love My Own Handwriting.™"" - Also, sorting things, creating
beautiful spreadsheets, and harmonizing on the fly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a rather serious brow-line and a fairly prominent European
nose. A lot of folks think I am deep in thought or perplexed when
they first catch glimpse of me, when the reality is that's just my
face's default configuration. My facial expressions have been rated
as "high quality" which means you just need to engage me to
experience the full effect!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Reading Material:
Case studies of neurological abnormalities, Vonnegut, typography
and design journals, most vintage materials written for tweens,
stories about cats.
I don't get to watch many movies, but I do like watching them when
I get time.
I just downloaded my entire music collection to a memory card for
my phone and learned a lot about my musical tastes. When I was in
high school, I was definitely into the lounge revival and mostly
listened to loungy thrift store records plus the B-52s and Madonna.
In the 90s when I actually purchased CDs I had mostly Shibuya-kei
and Europop in my collection. Pizzicato Five is my all-time
favorite band. These days I like what I refer to as "Urban Divas";
Beyoncé, Amerie, Willow Smith. Regardless, most people can't really
stand the music I listen to, and that's fine with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now that I am old, it seems like I spend a lot of Fridays at home.
Besides, everyone is too tired to go out after working all week.
Let's go out Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to dye my eyebrows so they show up on film...
You should message me if
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If you miss having a Spring crush! If you like spontaneous
adventures and road trips, have an appreciation of the absurd, like
French guys, are generous, compassionate, and socially responsible.
I'm kinda like that too!
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