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mihaelsb

26 M Santa Barbara, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I am a hopeless romantic. I was born late and I’ve been late since. I like caesar salad but I hate croutons. I love to eat in bed but I can't stand the crumbs. The only thing I can make in the kitchen is a mess...and several small fires. My handwriting and spelling are both pretty good. I think it is funny when people trip.

My name is the color orange and the number 11. I wonder what a dog whistle sounds like. I am not very good at childhood games except connect four. I find Jon Stewart to be a second-rate Bill Maher.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently saving my pennies to buy a headset microphone to give impromptu tours in restricted areas to Asian tourists. If that doesn't pan out I might go back to school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I think I'm doing pret-ty awesome on this profile so far... and I'm good at rice krispies (making and eating).

I'm a pretty good banter partner. Love jib-jabberin' as well.

Silently singing old 90s pop tunes like mmm bop while going about my day.

My work, which is in education. I'm really proud of my work and I don't think many people are capable of doing what I do.

Living life as a Quixote/Costanza hybrid.

Also, drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tall guy with red hair. Maybe my dashingly good looks. I've been told I'm rather handsome (thanks mom).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The smooth sounds of Kenny G.

Annie Hall, American Beauty, Antz, Bee Movie

Life and Times of Tim, Seinfeld, The League, Curb, Daria. Fox and Friends, Red Eye.

I don't read as much literature as I once did. In college I liked to read Cormac McCarthy. I also took a great course in Chicano literature. I like Roman philosophy as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dumb things like planning how to walk from point A to point B with the most amount of shade possible (redhead problems).

How it's possible I can remember song lyrics word for word from songs I haven't heard in 10 years.

How silly and inconsequential most things are.

Why they don't have soy sauce readily available at Panda anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I heard somewhere that you gotta get down on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been to several Coldplay concerts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to dramatically improve your life. Or this bombastic profile doesn't discourage you. You can explain postmodernism to me in a way I can understand it.