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26 • Greenbelt, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 11:45am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
I tumble here: http://sardonicsmite.tumblr.com/
If my tumblr didn't make it clear, I'm also a feminist.
Important Disclaimer: I work at a Unitarian Universalist Church
In the future I'd like to go into Events and/or Project Management.
When I'm not chained to my job, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I also enjoy nights in waxing philosophical or rolling dice and pretending to kill orcs.
I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change that.
Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LoftRs Trilogy.
TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead
Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton, Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult
Video Games (In order of general favoritism): Dragon Age: Origins, Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash Brothers: Melee
Food: I tend to favor items of the more savory variety, though I'm trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you for it.
My Google account holds most of my vital information, so that I'd like to keep that.
I'm not a fan of this question.
What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.
Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.
This question is silly. If you want to know something, ask.
You want to rage over the GamerGate idiocy over a pint.
You enjoy and understand the importance of theatre, or art in general.
You want to walk down the street and cute-out about all of the puppies with me.
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