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My self-summary
Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my whiskey.

I tumble here: http://sardonicsmite.tumblr.com/

If my tumblr didn't make it clear, I'm also a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what to do with it.

When I'm not wracking my brain about my current state of joblessness, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I also enjoy nights in, waxing philosophical or rolling dice and pretending to kill orcs.

I also recently joined the Cult of Running. I look forward to the day when my legs will consume entire villages.
I’m really good at
A little self-congratulatory, but, alright.

I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries very, very well. I went to an arts magnet highschool, and took a drama class almost every school day for four years. So, you'll hear me.

I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Middlesex, The Prince, Life is a Dream (play), Don Quixote, The Aeneid, Macbeth (play), The Symposium, The Republic, Stargirl... That's all I can think of at the moment.

Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LotRs Trilogy.

TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead

Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton, Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult

Video Games (In order of general favoritism): Dragon Age: Origins, Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash Brothers: Melee

Food: I tend to favor items of the more savory variety though I'm trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you for it.
The six things I could never do without
Other than air, water, and at least a basic source of food?

My Google account holds most of my vital information so that I'd like to keep that.

I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.

What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.

Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.

This question is silly. If you want to know something, ask.
You should message me if
You believe in getting things done.

You want to rage about the GamerGate idiocy over a pint. Point of clarification: I do not think that "it's really about ethics in gamer journalism."

You enjoy and understand the importance of theatre or art in general.

You enjoy rolling polyhedra and telling grand tales. Preferably at the same time.