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26 M Greenbelt, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my stout.

I don't think any of the following are dirty words: Communism, Feminism, Liberalism, Marxism, and Socialism. In fact, I think they represent significant progress towards a better society.

I tumble here:

I could also post my Meyer's Briggs, but I also have about as much faith in MB as I do in Astrology.

I promise I'm much more gregarious and engaging than this opening bit may imply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Facilities Technician at a Church. I fix things, I move assets around as a part of the setup for events, and I feign engagement when community members bombard me with concerns beyond my ability to affect. I'm also learning a lot about audio technology, which has been a surprisingly refreshing turn at my job.

In the future I'd like to go into Events and/or Project Management.

When I'm not chained to my job, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I've recently committed to going and seeing a show with a friend at least once a month. With another friend, we're going to have Vegan-Cooking adventures. I think this will end well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A little self-congratulatory, but, alright.

I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries very, very well. I went to an arts magnet highschool, and took a drama class almost every school day for four years. Hence, I'm good at enunciation and projection.

I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Middlesex, The Prince, Life is a Dream (play), Don Quixote, The Aeneid, Macbeth (play), The Symposium, The Republic, Stargirl... That's all I can think of at the moment.

Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LoftRs Trilogy.

TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead

Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton, Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult

Video Games (In order of general favoritism): Dragon Age: Origins, Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash Brothers: Melee

Food: I tend to favor items of the more savory variety, though I'm trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other that air, water, and at least a basic source of food?

My Google account holds most of my vital information, so that I'd like to keep that.

I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.

What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.

Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.

Also, I own and roll polyhedra regularly.
You should message me if
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You believe in getting things done.

You enjoy theatre.

You want to chill out and listen to the LOTR soundtrack, while forming a plan to rule the world.

You want to walk down the street and cute-out about all of the puppies with me.

You thought Lady Gaga's response to Die Antwoord was totally lame.