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26 Greenbelt, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:33pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my whiskey.

I tumble here:

If my tumblr didn't make it clear, I'm also a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Facilities/Audio Visual Technician at a Church. I set things up, and then take them down. I also coordinate the A/V Ministry Team.

Important Disclaimer: I work at a Unitarian Universalist Church

In the future I'd like to go into Events and/or Project Management.

When I'm not chained to my job, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I also enjoy nights in waxing philosophical or rolling dice and pretending to kill orcs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A little self-congratulatory, but, alright.

I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries very, very well. I went to an arts magnet highschool, and took a drama class almost every school day for four years. So, uh, you'll here me.

I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Middlesex, The Prince, Life is a Dream (play), Don Quixote, The Aeneid, Macbeth (play), The Symposium, The Republic, Stargirl... That's all I can think of at the moment.

Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LoftRs Trilogy.

TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead

Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton, Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult

Video Games (In order of general favoritism): Dragon Age: Origins, Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash Brothers: Melee

Food: I tend to favor items of the more savory variety, though I'm trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other that air, water, and at least a basic source of food?

My Google account holds most of my vital information, so that I'd like to keep that.

I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.

What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.

Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.

This question is silly. If you want to know something, ask.
You should message me if
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You believe in getting things done.

You want to rage over the GamerGate idiocy over a pint.

You enjoy and understand the importance of theatre, or art in general.

You want to walk down the street and cute-out about all of the puppies with me.