Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my
I tumble here: http://sardonicsmite.tumblr.com
If my tumblr didn't make it clear, I'm also a feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out what to do with it.
When I'm not wracking my brain about my current state of
joblessness, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I
also enjoy nights in, waxing philosophical or rolling dice and
pretending to kill orcs.
I also recently joined the Cult of Running. I look forward to the
day when my legs will consume entire villages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A little self-congratulatory, but, alright.
I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark
and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and
long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries
very, very well. I went to an arts magnet highschool, and took a
drama class almost every school day for four years. So, you'll hear
I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Middlesex, The Prince, Life is a Dream (play), Don Quixote,
The Aeneid, Macbeth (play), The Symposium, The Republic,
Stargirl... That's all I can think of at the moment.
Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp
Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LotRs Trilogy.
TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU),
Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead
Music: All over the place. Recently: Lady Gaga, Sabbaton,
Powerwolf, and Blue Oyster Cult
Video Games (In order of general favoritism): Dragon Age: Origins,
Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash
Food: I tend to favor items of the more savory variety though I'm
trying (not entirely successfully) to eat more leafy things. If you
know a way to make kale taste like a cheeseburger, I might pay you
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than air, water, and at least a basic source of food?
My Google account holds most of my vital information so that I'd
like to keep that.
I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.
What it's like to be female on this site. Must be a nonstop
onslaught of stupid.
Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm still in love with Judas, baby.
I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most
This question is silly. If you want to know something, ask.
You should message me if
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You believe in getting things done.
You want to rage about the GamerGate idiocy over a pint. Point of
clarification: I do not think that "it's really about ethics in
You enjoy and understand the importance of theatre or art in
You enjoy rolling polyhedra and telling grand tales. Preferably at
the same time.
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