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mikado-jones

26 M Greenbelt, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well met. I'm Charles. I'm sarcastic, baritone, and dearly enjoy my stout.

I don't think any of the following are dirty words: Communism, Feminism, Liberalism, Marxism, and Socialism. In fact, I think they represent significant progress towards a better society.

I tumble here: http://sardonicsmite.tumblr.com/

I could also post my Meyer's Briggs, but I also have about as much faith in MB as I do in Astrology.

I promise I'm much more gregarious and engaging than this opening bit may imply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Facilities Technician at a Church. I fix things, I move assets around as a part of the setup for events, and I feign engagement when community members bombard me with concerns beyond my ability to affect. I'm also learning a lot about audio technology, which has been a surprisingly refreshing turn at my job.

In the future I'd like to go into Events and/or Project Management.

When I'm not chained to my job, I enjoy brunch, drinks, and a night out on the town. I've recently committed to going and seeing a show with a friend at least once a month. With another friend, we're going to have Vegan-Cooking adventures. I think this will end well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A little self-congratulatory, but, alright.

I'm fairly good with wit, particularly when concerned with the Dark and Sarcastic varieties. I'm also good at making decisions, and long-term planning. I'm not too bad at conversationalism either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that my voice is very distinctive, and that it carries very, very well. I went to an arts magnet highschool, and took a drama class almost every school day for four years. Hence, I'm good at enunciation and projection.

I'm also a bit on the stouter side, though I'm trying to change that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Political philosophy is always fun. I'm getting ready to reread Nicomachean Ethics. Also, Machiavelli is my homeboy. 4realz. Except that I'm a feminist, and he was most assuredly a misogynist. It's an interesting contradiction in my socio-political philosophy.

I also enjoy reading scripts. Favorites include: Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Friedrich Schiller, William Dunlap, Lord Byron

Movies: The Millenium Trilogy, The Secretary, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Topsy Turvy, Star Wars (Originals), LoftRs Trilogy.

TV: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (SVU), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead

Music: Lot's of classic rock. I truth, I listen to almost everything, but my precious iTunes library is not sitting on my dead-laptop's HD.

Video Games (In order of general favoratism): Dragon Age: Origins, Neverwinter Nights, Fallout 3, Total War Series, Super Smash Brothers: Melee

Food: I'm a sucker for Asain food, but who doesn't like a good ol' cheeseburger every once and awhile?

Though, in actuality, I've been eating a lot more Vegan-Vegetarian food as per my new diet. Kale. Lot's of kale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other that air, water, and at least a basic source of food?

My Google account holds most of my vital information, so that I'd like to keep that.

I'm not a fan of this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and how the hell I'm going to get there.

What it's like to be female on this sight. Must be a nonstop onslaught of stupid.

Also, the puppy I'm eventually going to adopt and name Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Sometimes I'm out painting the town red. Sometimes I'm asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

I'm allergic to cats. I know, our impending overlords will be most displeased.

Also, I own and roll polyhedra regularly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You believe in getting things done.

You enjoy theatre.

You want to chill out and listen to the LOTR soundtrack, while forming a plan to rule the world.

You want to know how on earth an atheist ended up working at a church.

You want to walk down the street and cute-out about all of the puppies with me.