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mikaelgabbert

22 / M / Gay / Single

Concord, North Carolina

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am a gamer, a geek, and a baker.

My Self-Summary

I've been told I'm slightly odd, but always followed by "in a good way". Most recently by people at work who think it's odd I know so much about a company I cant STAND to work for... But it's a paycheck so I'm happy for the moment

I know a lot about a lot of things, but am a master of none; a true Jack-Of-All-Trades. I like to learn and spend vst amounts of time just reading and researching.

I have random obessions with Penguins, Pirates, and Zombies. Two fo the three I have immortalized in tattoo form on my body (stuffed penguin on my left forearm and a pair of pirate mermen lounging in wreakage of a treasure galleon on my left shin), the third will appear soon... just need to develop the cash, since my tattoo artist enjoys it so much. What would be perfect would be my own pirate ship full of zombie penguins at my command... they'd be soo cute :D

d20 system games are the shit. My dad got me into AD&D at a young age and I've latched on. Yes, I am one of those high fantasy, Tolkin-reading, DND-playing nerds. I don't LARP though.... and the closest I have come to dressing up for a game is wearing my pirate tee shirt and a tricon. It helps that, yes, I was playing a pirate character and was fully plastered on Captain and Cherrwine.

When it's not pen and paper, pixels take up my outlet for a game fix. I sold my soul to Sony for Tomb Raider. I have all games for PSX-PS3. Notibles in my collection:
Pokemon R,Y,B,S,G &C
Every Zelda
Harvest Moon IoH for the DS
Both Assassin's Creeds
Fable TLC (and Fable II should it come to PC)
ResEvil
and Burn Zombie Burn
...just to name a few :) I enjoys the games

When I find time, I have a a tendancy to create. I've been doodling since I could hold a crayon (and have almost everything I've done thanks to my mom). I almost when to school for art, but decided ganst it since I can't pin down one aspect I would want to devote a degree to. I do almost everthing.... I say almost everything as I have yet to try glassblowing. If ever given the oppertunity, I'd jump on that in a heartbeat. I've taken to Sculpey recently... and jewelery making is back on the upswing. Select projects can be seen on my facebook.

I have an on/off relationship with Tarot and Palmistry. Studied for years, however there are major gaps in between practice and relearning everything. Back to reading up once more and expanding to runes.

I can also be found on the book of face with /PenguinsRoll20s
99.9% of the time, you can find me on gtalk/aim at this screen name.... though I tend to be in ninja mode hiding from colleagues

What I’m doing with my life

Right now: working customer support and searching for something new...

If given the chance I'd definitely do one (or more) of the following:
~Own and operate my own hookah bar
~Zoo Keeper
~Pirate
~Librarian
~Archeologist

I’m really good at

Randomness? Feels like a resume now :)

The first things people usually notice about me

Generally, my hair colour.... It changes often enough and I get the most compliments on it. This is most likely followed by comments on my glasses. I don't know why, but people love to bring up the fact that they're big and "coke-bottle"-ish.

I also hear that I have "hobbit feet"... I feel like lack the vast amount of hair on the top of my feet and the callouses to validate that statement

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I gravitate to "odd" sounding female vocalists, including, but not limited to:
-Tori Amos
-Fallon Bowman/Amphibious Assault
-Brody Dalle/Distillers & Spinnerette
-Ani DiFranco
-Florence + the Machine
-Shirley Manson/Garbage
-Poe
-Nicole Atkins
-Lennon Murphy
-Jenney Lewis/Rilo Kiley

To list some other random artists from my current plays:
~AFI/Blaqk Audio
~Razed in Black
~1997
~The Hush Sound
~Abney Park
~Balligomingo
~Massive Attack
~The Decemberists
~The Smiths
~The Cure

I have too many more to list. Over a terabyte of music and expanding. Yes, I listen to it all.

Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy, Mythbusters, Dante's Cove, The Lair, Dr. Who, Torchwood (before Season 3), Being Human, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, American Dad, Merlin, Six Feet Under, Modern Family, So Weird, Demons, Yu Yu Hakusho... I have a tendency to download every episode of a show, watch it in marathon mode, then pick a new show to repeat the process.

Favorite Movies:
Trick, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Mulligans, It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, "...Of The Dead", The Eating Out series, Ever After, Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, Ever After, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Craft, Girl Interrupted, Practical Magic...

Favorite Books:
~The Abhosen Trilogy & Shades Children by Garth Nix
~Pretty much everything Christopher Rice has written
~The Harry Potter series
~The vast amounts of game manuals I own
~Trashy, dirty, "Plot? What Plot" gay erotica novels... the trasher, the better. They're hysterical

Italian food is the way to my stomach :D
I'm also fond of authentic Japanese and Mexican
I like to try new things so I'm pretty open. I also like to cook and will invent things all over again when I'm bored

The six things I could never do without

1. Friends/Family

2. Zune (iPod be damned!)

3. My iPAQ Glisten

4. Laptop/Internets

5. PS3

6. Good Wine

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Anything and everything... I also have ADD so keeping track of my thought patterns gets a bit hard

Like recently, I've been thinking a lot about becoming a pirate and how I'd rock the 7 seas in my awesome Spanish treasure galleon replica, though it would be made of metal or something less high maintenance than wood.
It would have the fastest connection to the internets since more bandwidth is in the Atlantic Ocean than in the entire US (no joke... it's used to send and receive data from unmanned subs and stuff) and would be run with my crusty crew of zombies... and penguins.. gotta have the penguins. I'd perfect my own rum recipe...

Or about how awesome tech gets each day... like this 10 micrometer thick piece of "film" they unveiled in Spain that can turn any surface into a 16-multi touch screen, up to 120"x120" (which would totally line the halls of my ship, btw)... that's cool, and I hate hate touchscreens.

I also think about my answers to my own questions and go "WTF how did I think that?" cuz I come up with a million reasons and ways things can an are.

On a typical Friday night I am

Sadly, at work. If, by some random happenstance, I'm not working, I like hanging out with friends, smoking hookah, playing rummikub or DnD. Honestly, I'd rather hang out with a group of friends than go out.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I think Librarians are sexy

I hate shoes

You should message me if

...you like Pirates, Zombies, Monster Movies, Penguins and complete randomness. Decent taste in music wouldn't be bad either. Geeky/Dorky is a plus.