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27 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
lost soul swimming in a fish bowl? flower-child anachronism? retired psychonaut. beach bum. dreaming of exploring and truly connecting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
body mechanic
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating, sleeping, folding laundry, daydreaming, getting distracted

also cooking and growing plants and building and fixing bikes and other broken things, stressing the small stuff and accidentally offending people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
height? goofy hair? nice ass? you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
confederacy of dunces, picture of dorian gray, roald dahl, kerouac, vonnegut
harold and maude, matilda, amelie, mary and max, triplets of belleville, leon, edward scissorhands
the cure, morrissey, joy division, velvet underground, pixies, paul simon, kaki king, pharcyde, method man, zion i, mf doom, cassidy, people under the stairs, cunninlynguists
bob's burgers!

as for food: all of it. everything. i love to eat and cook anything and everything, and as with most things in life, i'll try anything twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
plants and bugs and dirt
santa cruz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what those people over there are talking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to stay awake
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes, i poop
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like to laugh at yourself and others and life in general. or if you're a sarcastic bitch. or if you're very tall and want to go out with a shortie. or if you're a shortie who wants to go out with another shortie, but those seem rare these days.

i'm looking for friends to go biking (road/mtb) and hiking and climbing with.

...and if you can teach me to build bicycle frames and/or weld that would be pretty neat