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mike-beck

26 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This site is complete bullshit… If you agree, message me so that I know I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Apart from that, I would consider myself a creative/artistic person, and also somewhat reserved. I love to create, be it through musical performance or visual imagery. I need to feel like I've made something from scratch or very little to be satisfied.

I appreciate nice weather and I don't dislike the outdoors, but I'm not a nature lover either. So, if you're going to try to convince me to go hiking together, you're barking up the wrong tree… no pun intended.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a graphic designer/vinyl applique and print specialist at Frankensigns Inc. This is my first job out of college in my field of study, and I'm trying to gain some experience so I can make it to the next level of my life and career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything creative, or detail oriented. I've always loved to draw and paint as well as sing and perform. I studied graphic design in college and now work at a sign company called Frankensigns Inc. I also play guitar in a rock band called Cowboy Killers with three of my best friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very quiet. It takes me a while before I become comfortable enough to really reveal too much about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love watching movies, particularly criminal dramas. Some of my favorites include Goodfellas, Casino, Blow, and Pulp Fiction, but I'm also a big fan of comedies such as Tommy Boy, The Big Lebowski, and There's Something About Mary. I've always loved The Simpsons, but I enjoy Family Guy and South Park, as well as stranger shows like Hoarders, Intervention, and My Strange Addiction.

As far as music, I primarily listen to rock. I generally gravitate toward 90's grunge, but I also love classic rock from the 60's, 70's, and 80's too. Basically, if it doesn't have guitars I'm not interested in it. My favorite bands include Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and Queens of the Stone Age, but I could go on and on.

My favorite foods are Pizza, burgers and hot dogs, basically the worst shit you can eat on a near daily basis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, guitars, singing, art, laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the bridge to economic prosperity has been burned, and no one from my generation will ever have a fulfilling life without lying, cheating, or stealing from others to get it.

Also, how full of shit everyone on this site is, and how they all write the same fucking things, myself included. Specifically, why people suggest that you message them, but really have no intention of messaging you back. Narcissistic, attention whores! Everyone just wants to be told how pretty they look. It's pitiful.

apologies if that came off a bit too cynical for your point of view, but C'est la vie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dying of sleep deprivation, but pushing onward to meet my fun quota.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get lonely sometimes, so I created an online dating profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're weird, friendly, outgoing, you know all the words to "Trippin' on a hole in a paper heart", and would actually like to meet me.
I promise, I'm not as hostile as my profile reads. ;)