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mike-ejm

31 Anaheim, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok... So I should start off with I'm very sarcastic,
but I'm witty with my rebuttals. I find girls with intelligence, sarcastic, humorous, outgoing, and can wear yoga pants, very attractive.

A little more on me, I'm a father to a 6 year old son, I have him quite frequently, he's my #1 priority. I have a very stable career that I love doing. I travel from time to time, especially with work. I hangout with friends when I don't have my son or stay in and read a book or a video game. I'm really blunt and say how it is, even if it means hurting someone, but I'm usually tactful in my approach. I don't smoke anything or do any type of drugs, I do drink on occasions. I should just say I do wear skinny jeans, flannels, and a lot of black shirts, oh and I'm a Dodgers, Lakers, and Kings fan. That should sum it up a bit.

You can find me instagram: mik_ejm
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to live life to the fullest with my son. I'm trying every to be role model for him.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awkward situations not feel so awkward!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually get don't i know you from somewhere, or aren't you so and so's bf?
Physically my eyebrows for some reason. Secondly that I'm outgoing and loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite author: Christopher Moore. Movies SpaceBalls, Gladiatior, Snatch, Half Baked, and anything funny or action packed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son
oxygen
Car
arms
legs
eyes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend my time devising a plan of how to get rich quick or how to thwart these Damn ninjas from being so crafty without being seen! Fuck you ninjas!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my son or out with some friends. However if i can be with my son every Friday that's what i would like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I almost drove my car into a ditch after hearing gunshots at the beginning of a Tupac song. Just another painful reminder I'm not cut out for that THUGLIFE.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well I guess message me if I sparked your interest. However I will not respond to "hi", "how are you" or any these types of boring or no substance messages. I mean c'mon ask why's the sky blue or why's the grass green? Which I actually know the answers to.