Sixth-year New Yorker, which arguably makes me a New Yorker. Part-time tour hands, part-time barista, both awesome. 48 states and 4 provinces before I was 25. Driven over 200,000 miles and made over 5,000 coffees in five years. Also, mopeds.

Juggling four jobs, all of which are great;
- making amazing coffee at a cafe my best bud owns.
- producing events around the country for VICE and the brands who hire them.
- night managing a music venue in williamsburg.
- bartending when my friends' bar needs a hand

Degree in photography, which was only fun and useful while in school for photography.
One of few OkCupid'ers who's employment alignes with passions, it seems.

Coffee things, driving, fixing very very simple things when they break.

Pretty ok dresser for a dude who hasn't been on lower Broadway in two years.

Outlaw Country, Neil Young, Sam Cooke, historical nonfiction, Tarantino, Cohens, burgers.

Phone, good coffee, soda water, jeans, boots, and my moped.

The Dwight D. Eisenhower Interstate Highway System, and more importantly, it's rest stops. Time, money, and effort wasted on doing and eating things we don't enjoy.

Avoiding the North Brooklyn bar scene shit show.

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