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32 Providence, RI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:08pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I flip burgers for living. There, I said it!

I am an assistant burger flipper at Big Derek's Burger Shack. I have been working there, part time, for 6 weeks now. I am a very fast learner. In these short 6 weeks, I have already mastered the technique of grilling burgers. Because I am still new at the job, I am only allowed to make the mini-burgers. Hopefully, in another 6 months or so, I will make the full burger flipper position. By then, I will be able to make more the full-size burgers, along with the exotic burgers like the bacon burger or the turkey burgers. I promise, one day, I will make the best burger that Providence has ever seen (or taste).

Although I only work couple days a week, I have big dreams. Eventually, I want to move out of my parent's basement. Maybe one day, I will run for the local zoning board, and make my way up to become the mayor of Providence. Heck, if a criminal can run the city, why can't an honest and humble burgerman serve the community? Watch out, mafiamen and gangsters, the mayor-wannabe is coming to get you, one day!

I plan to become GED (general educational degree) certified before I turn 35. This will be the biggest challenge of my life, as my teacher constantly reminded me that I don't read too good. I am a little better in math, as I can add, but not subtract (perhaps that's why I am such a positive person) - so I am half way there already. Despite of my humble education, I love to read. Wikipedia is my best friend. But I also read a lot about everything, including advanced philosophy, especially regarding consequentialism; labor economics and international monetary policy; and biochemical methods. To be honest, I don't even know what any of those words mean. Well, I guess that's why you read them, right? Most of the times, I had no clue what they are talking about. It just seems like pages filled with whole bunch random letters.

I love my parents. I also have a favorite uncle, Joe. He's been trying to teach me to become a plummer. He is the best plummer in the family. Once he installed the toliet backward, though he said he did that on purpose. He said he was taught by the legendary Professor D, who passed down all the secrets of plumming in a book with the yellow covers. I am not allowed to touch the book because I haven't earned the right yet. One day, Uncle Joe, I will make you proud!

Sometimes when I am bored, I dress up like a doctor.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from med school in 2009. I am completing a combined surgery / plastic surgery residency now. I plan to pursue a career in reconstructive plastic surgery.

Surfing in the summer. Skiing in the winter. You'll find me surfing in Narrangansett Town Beach every Sat / Sun.

I also do a little bit of finance. I am pretty active with the stock and derivatives markets.

I am really good at sewing people's face (even Siri knows that)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am great at everything and anything! Just kidding. I think I am a good listener. My co-residents say that I am pretty funny.
I do comedy routines with my patients, part of comprehensive therapy. No extra charge. You are welcome.

Technical analysis.
Fundamental analysis.
People analysis.
Situation analysis.
BS analysis.

Risk stratification in portfolio management

Doing more good
Progressive thinking

Singing "the first time i ever sew your face," while sewing your face 2 in the morning, because your pitbull bit you in the face while you feeding it with bacon in between your lips.

No, i will not do cosmetic surgery on your donkey or other pets. I will not write you a prescription for laxative, either.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tail. Definitely my tail! That's a lie. I don't have a tail.

I have good skin
I have a nice tan
I am smart and ridiculously humble

I just thought to mention that beneath my good look and soft skin, there is a really sensitive, driven, and smart soul who really cares those around him and can carry an intelligent conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Les Miserable, Lolita, Across Five Aprils, Wuthering Heights
Movies - Love Actually, Big Fish, I Am Sam, Forrest Gump, comedies, zombie movies, thrillers, Stranger Than Fiction, I Love You Philip Morris
Music - hip pop. I am liking Summer Sadness by Lana Del Rey right now
Food - steak, sushi (I eat so much fish that sharks consider me one of their own), veggie (I have a vegetable garden and have the freshest tomatoes, red peppers, and cilantro, north of Mexico)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. close friends and family
2. iPhone, iPad, iBalls (I need them so I can see what I am sewing)
3. a bowl of rice and something delicious
4. my education, and someone whom I can learn from
5. a meaningful relationship
6. my surfboard
7. Siri. She is my personal assistant

Oops, thats 7. Oh well, told you I can't count too good
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
serious stuff: economics, politics, healthcare issues, social justice (or the lack thereof)
not so serious stuff: are there going to be good waves this weekend?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie, doing something relaxing, looking up surf report for the weekend.

Learning to speak English from Siri
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have severe allergy to snake poison, bad food, lies, ignorance, and racism.
You should message me if
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... you are interested

... want to eat sushi together

... you want to teach me how to read and do math

... you want to go surfing (on the ocean, not the internet) or skiing

... you want to go hiking, skiing, sledding, polar bear swim, or snowshoe together

... you wanna travel with me

... you can't wait to tell me that this is the funniest profile that you have ever read