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  • Ages 23–45
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Has a kid
Has cats
My self-summary
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so i figured its about time to update this thing so that i might be able to weed out some of the more "interesting" women that i seem to hear from on here...

ok so my name is mike. i'm pretty awesome.seriously..this will probably be the last profile you read.for one its way to long,but aside from that your gonna love me and want to talk to me after reading it.or if your lazy you'll contact me just to ask me to give you the jist of it cause you didnt wanna read the whole thing.either way i log on and theres a message waiting for me so boom..i win.
well some neat fun facts about me... i'm a single dad.i have a daughter who is 10yrs old.she's with me full time,she sees her mom every other weekend.yes full time means she lives with me...full time. so no you can't come over and hangout with us and watch movies and stuff after we have only met once.if you can't wrap your pretty little head around that one then i'm probably not the one for you.hmmm what else can i tell you, well i like movies and music.movies i like comedies...officespace,hangover,grandmas boy,40yr old virgin,step brothers,anchorman,old school,spaceballs,i could go on and on...i like action and drama and sci fi stuff to,i am a guy after all,dark knight,gladiator,fight club,300,all great wise i like alot of everything...except country.sorry.i like rock mostly..classic stuff like led zeppelin,sabbath,motorhead,ac/dc if you consider that classic. newer stuff like foo fighters,black keys,godsmack,kings of leon. harder stuff when i'm in the gym like five finger death punch,sevendust,hatebreed. and just for the sake of listing them more stuff like tool,white stripes,wolfmother,mumford & sons,incubus,even softer stuff like jason mraz,the civil wars,james blunt. and yes i even like some hip hop..mostly older stuff though like beastie boys,or tribe called quest...maybe some older wu tang or 2pac also...gotta have them right?
ok other stuff that i like...sports. love love love me some UFC. love football.steelers fan...just incase you didnt ascertain that already from my username or from seeing it listed in my interests,like basketball,baseball,soccer.what else..well when its me and the little one we like to go for walks in the park,go to museums,or go on road trips to nowhere imparticular,movies or just stay in and watch cartoons or play video games or build legos or color or whatever else she seems fit to have me do for 5 minutes until she gets bored and looses interest and wants to do something else lol.when i'm aloud to play with my friends and other adults i tend to just hang out for a few drinks and few laughs,catch a game or something,shoot some pool,maybe hit up a dive bar or pub and catch a band playing.or i'll just stay in and be all lame and read or watch some nerd stuff on t.v. like history channel or science channel cause i'm so uncool and really lame. ;) i don't really watch alot of t.v. unless it's cartoons with the kid.when i get to pick it's sports the nerd stuff i mentioned before.or...well cartoons guy and simpsons use to be like my fav shows.
also i love to workout.i'm kind of a gym rat now. see i use to be a big ol fatty...then i lost like 100lbs a little over a year ago and i've been kinda hooked ever ofcourse i am assuming that if i was dateing someone or had someone to spend some time with that i would probably choose that more often then the gym...i think. lol. now this is the part of the profile that alot of you (if your still reading) may be like "peace" "im out" but wait...just because i'm a exercise nazi doesnt mean you have to be.don't worry,i would still want to talk to you even if your not an exercise freak or you don't even exercise at all,like maybe your one of these people who has like a mutant metabolism and your just skinny and you never gain any weight and you never get off the the way if you are one of those people you should know we all hate you.
i also have a great sense of humor to go along with these awesome good looks. ;) i'm a goofball,incase you havent figured that one out yet.i'm always going around reciting lines from stupid funny movies or cartoons i watch with my daughter.

ok so enough about this is where i was gonna write about what i am looking for in a woman.but that's way to easy.let's face it if you've read all of this so far and you like any or all of the things i'm into and you have all your teeth,fingers and toes,a job that doesnt include you taking off your clothes for dollars....and a car.yeah i'm gonna put car.or some kinda form o transportation.see i never really made this a requirement before but after have dated women who didnt have a car i gotta's kinda beat. so yeah....i'm gonna put yeah if you have checked off all of those things from your mike list then you should be messaging me right now.

now as far as for the women i don't want to contact me... if you find yourself saying "what's wrong with that" to any of the following...please don't message me.k thnx....

1) if your gonna facebook stalk me after you message me and we havent even met yet.actually if your into any kind of cyber stalking in general...
2) if your gonna start referring to me as your boyfriend after our first meeting.
3) if your gonna call me like 40x's after that same first meeting
4) if your gonna call me and start to yell at me after same first meeting cause i decided to go to the beach with family and didnt take you...
5) if your pictures in your profile are not there of your sister or of a really cute girlfriend or of you from like 15yrs and 150lbs ago...why would you meet someone if you've lied about what you look like? just sayin...
6) if your pictures are all taken from only one in all your pics we only see the same one side of your face,or that there all taken or cropped to only show from your nose up...this leads one to think that your trying to hide some hideous surprise from us...
7) if your profile is set up as if you are looking for a real relationship but as soon as we meet the first thing you do is tell me how much sex is gonna cost...don't get me wrong i'm as horny as the next guy but i am a single dad,i'm on a budget dear and well sex ain't a part of that budget.sorry....
8) if your a dude... this one should really be higher on the list i think...
9) if you've ever been in a girls gone wild video....or ever wanna be...
10) ok i can overlook that last one with the understanding that i get a copy of that video after we are dating for awhile... ;)
11) if you don't live in the country but you sure would like to if i would only send you the money it would cost to pay off some of your bills and help your family out and cover your expenses to get here...
12) if your not really on here looking for a date or relationship but your here to tell me about jesus and how god has made a difference in your life...i'm so happy for you both...leave me alone.
13) if when i wrote ascertain earlier in my profile you didnt know what it meant...
14) if you have in any way lied at all in your profile about anything...what you look like,how tall you are,how many kids you have,that you have kids at all,how big you are,that your sorta kinda married and that you still live and sleep together and that there really isn't anything wrong with your marriage but your just on here because you sorta kinda like to chat and meet up with other men and have sex with them....for money. ugh....

ok so if you meet any or all of these requirements listed above...please,please,please....DON'T CONTACT ME...LEAVE ME ALONE... thank you...

so if your not laughing hard enough yet after reading this know that yes...all of those things have really happened to me when i have met some of the really swesome and interesting women here in the online dating if i come off as jaded or whatnot please try to understand where i'm coming from.please don't write me off as a complete a**hole just yet...take the time to get to know me.i'm sure you'll find completely different reasons to feel that way about me if you do. ;) seriously i just wanna meet a decent woman...i keep hearing that there are some out there.. if you think you are one and you think you might wanna get to know me,drop me a line. would love to hear from you. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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raising my daughter and just trying to be a good dad,friend,brother,and son.oh yeah and late at night i dress up as a bat and i fight crime.thats my new thing now.
I’m really good at
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laughing and making others good at fixing things to tinker with machines and good at cleaning and all that domesticated stuff that goes along with taking care of your home and sure theres other things im good at but remembering them isnt one of the things im good at right now....
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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fav books would be anything dealing with history,yeah im kind of a nerd that way.
fav movies are comedies(step brothers,grandmas boy,40yr old virgin,eyc...)
fav music would be rock(led zeppelin is my fav band) but i listen to alittle bit of everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughter
a shower
my mp3 player
hmmm i will have to come back to this when i can think of six things lol...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life,my life,my daughters life,and how to continue to make it fun and better everyday.that and sports. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either watching movies with my daughter or on weekends when she is away im relaxing or out with friends trying to suck up some adult life lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i tend to cry alittle whenever i watch the movie forrest gump...cant explain gets me every friggin time.
You should message me if
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if your interested duh. :) message me if you wanna get to know me better or laugh your ass off.or if you wanna make fun of a grown man who cries at forrest gump.whatever you like. hit me up if your interested.