1) shark week's a big one, as far as weeks go
2) mom used to call me the "walking disaster"
3) tech nerd--not a "bro" just like hats calm down
4) startup founder w/ primary emphasis on putt putt & darts
5) episodic guest poster on blog about hypothetical animal battles (eg puma vs 2 bobcats; lion v. tiger; rhino v. hippo; serveral oxen vs the rock; etc)