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30 Mount Laurel, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:44am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Please read entire profile before messaging, liking, poking, adding as a favorite or clicking Yes on meet me***

For the better part of 4 years I have been on this site and it has gone nowhere. 90% of the time I'd get no reply from the other person. Why? I read the same things in profile after profile after profile. "Don't send rude messages, don't ask for sex, don't ask for naked pictures, don't just write hey what's up, don't smoke, don't be an alcoholic, don't do drugs, don't be a cheater, use your real photos, be taller than I am, have a car, have a job, have your own place, comment on something in my profile, etc". I meet these parameters , so what's the problem? Sure I may not look like Brad Pitt but none of you on here are the Bella Twins either. I've preached honesty, loyalty & respect in my description to paint a pretty picture and come across as a nice guy and it's taught me that nice guys obviously finish last. Now I'm just going to be blunt:

I'm not the perfect guy and I won't pretend to be, I have my flaws like everyone else. Sometimes I mess up, I swing and miss. I'm not here looking for a "hook-up" or a "booty call". Also if you just want to be friends please move along. I have enough of them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now my life consists of eating, sleeping, working and going to the gym. If there is something else I should be doing in addition to those things feel free to let me know what that is. Eating: - I keep it healthy whenever possible. If there is an organic option at the store I will buy that. It's better for you and the extra $20 on the weekly grocery bill isn't sending me to the poor house. Sleeping: - 6 hours a day, minimum. Usually 7-9. Is what you're doing instead of sleeping the required amount really necessary in your life? Ask yourself that question. I'm not addicted to coffee like the rest of the planet. I don't run on Dunkin'. Caffeine is a drug. Red Bulls are just stupid. Working: - I work 12 hour shifts, sometimes closer to 13, so the half a month I'm working I don't have time to do anything else. What I do for a living is not going to be listed in this profile. If you want to know then ask. Gym: - I workout at the gym 90 minutes a day 5-6 times a week. This is not optional and when I say workout I don't mean running around in circles or on a conveyer belt. I'm not 6'2" 250lbs or a movie star but I am in shape. There's a difference. If you are looking for a giant please keep looking. In my other free time I play computer games, day trade the stock market, Netflix, and other things it's pointless to name at this time since most of you have already clicked away by now. If my friends are visiting from out of state / country I will take a trip to see them. I only visit the family about once a month since they live further away up the turnpike which is chock full of stupidity and drunk driving derelicts. I prefer to keep myself and my vehicles in one piece. They are numbered to 1200 and 1. I'm not joking either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using common sense
Working smarter not harder
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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You'll have to let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Whatever sounds good. I always need some background noise when doing things at home or for working out.

Movies/Shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, X-Files, Psych, Big Bang Theory.

Food: Fruits & veggies, yogurt, chicken & rice. I like to eat healthy most of the time, with the occasional night out for dinner. You need to live once in a while.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family / Friends
2. Car / Transportation
3. Health
4. Peace of Mind
5. Food.
6. The Gym.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know. The future I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or relaxing at home from a long week of work. I work two Fridays a month anyway so I will rephrase this to what I would typically do / not do on my days off:

Things I would enjoy doing with someone else:

Day Trips, Nights Out, Nights In, Dinner, Baseball games, hockey games, shopping, (within tolerable time limits) walking, running, etc.

Things I do not like:

-Football: I am done tolerating this game). Why does everybody go nuts for football? I don't want to watch games for 3-4 hours at a time, and the last few seasons I have only watched the highlights anyway. The rules are overcomplicated and stupid. What is and is not a catch seems to differ from game to game. Is there a difference between running into and roughing the kicker and why does either penalty exist? I'm not even going to get started on pass interference. Why do the players seem to be on a different team each year? I saw the title of an article the other day saying the Eagles have to decide between Sam Bradford and Mark Sanchez next season. What the hell happened to Nick Foles? Lastly, I'm tired of the social media mob and the PC police deciding who the bad guys are and who is and isn't cheating. Guess what, everybody is cheating, it's not just the Patriots. Also I'm a Dolphins fan so what's the point.

-The Beach: Seemingly every place with walls has air conditioning. Waking up at some God awful early hour on an off day to go bake in the sun for several hours is not a relaxing day to me. "Well you can get a tan". Why do I need a tan? Am I a professional wrestler? No. So take away the couple days a month at the beach and 100% of my other non-sleeping time I'm wearing a shirt anyway. And lets be honest, 90% of the people down the shore you don't want to see shirtless anyway.

-The Club / Bar: I'm not 21 years old anymore and neither are you.

-Camping: I have an agreement with bears and other wild animals. They sleep in the woods and I sleep in my bed.

-Church: Religion is for people who cannot think for themselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This seems more like an in person response. I will save that for a later time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for someone to spend time with. Whether a night out or a night staying in, it's less about what you're doing and more about who you're with, don't you think? My time on this site has not been without receiving messages from time to time, however, they never seem to be compatible matches for me. For example, if you're over 35 years old I am not interested. If you have multiple children don't expect a response. I have a cat so if you're allergic it won't work. I am also looking for people who live close by, like 30 minutes (15-20 miles) away or less. I got a message the other day from somebody who lived in Deepwater. She seemed like a nice girl but where in the blue hell is Deepwater? It's 42 miles away. If I have to Google Maps where you live that's a problem. Last but certainly not least please be in shape, close to being in shape, or actively trying to get in shape. I weigh 200lbs and you shouldn't. In fact you shouldn't even be close. Ideally you're mid to late 20s, maybe 30, average height or less with no children. Why are you that overweight within those parameters? That's a rhetorical question. Feed your excuses to someone else. Personality is key and I actually prefer crazy over normal. It's more exciting that way.

If you have taken my profile as me being picky or shallow, you have misunderstood. I am neither. I can't say the same about a lot of you though, based on my lengthy experience on these sites. it does not mean I look down on anyone who doesn't fit in those categories, just that you're not a good fit for me in my life. I deal in reality. I know what I want and what I don't. I am not looking for a perfect match, just the perfect fit.