NOTE: I MET A GREAT GIRL ON THIS SITE, ALL I'M LOOKING FOR IS SOMEONE TO PLAY TENNIS WITH, and i'm to lazy to reedit this damn thing.

I’m here for three things really: having some fun, meeting new people,
and finding someone to play tennis with. Maybe I’ll get lucky and find someone who fits both, or maybe I'll get real lucky and find the girl of my dreams.

I’m a goofy guy; I always make people laugh and love doing it.
I have a full time job and go to school at night.
I joke a lot, but you can tell when I’m being serious.
I'm pretty relaxed and I don't get upset or angry; life is too short to let trivial things bother you.
I don't have a big smile, but I’m always in a good mood.
I’m a gentleman on the street and a pervert in the bedroom.
I like playing tennis, but I currently don't have anyone to play with.
I'm 5'10", somewhere in between 170-175 lb; I have brown eyes and black hair.
I’m a pretty easy going guy; it’s almost impossible to make me mad.
I’m a closet nerd, but I hide it well…. Maybe.
I'm a smart guy, or at least everyone tells me that
I can talk about any subject, and I'm good a debating different things.
I have tons of interesting stories about my life, all of them are true too.
I'm not a judgmental person; I like to size up a person by all of their qualities, not just one odd quirk (with few exceptions, like you’re a Nazi or something bad).
And I’m not good at describing myself.

I’m an affectionate man towards the woman in my life, but I’m not the kinda guy to say I love you unless I’m sure I really mean it. But I do like a good cuddle, and I have no problem with affectionate women (a clingy woman does not bother me one bit).

What I consider deal breakers in a girlfriend (a regular friend- most of these don't apply):
(It saves time and effort if I list this for the simple fact that life is short and you shouldn't waste time dating someone you can't see a long term happy future with, and this in no particular order.) (If any of these listed here bothers you, feel free to message me and we can debate it honestly, even the vegan one.)

1) If you do drugs, it’s fine if you experimented, or do it once in a blue moon. But if you’re a very regular recreational drug user I have no interest in you

2) You’re saving yourself for marriage. I have no problem dating a virgin as long as you don't plan to stay that way. My opinion is this: "never buy the cow unless you've tried the milk." I don't want sour milk.
I’ve known too many guys who spent years waiting for marriage with their girl only to find out that their girl was a cold fish or a lesbian.

3) You’re a man-hating feminist. I like girls who like things being equal, but I am not one to put up with anti-male stereotypes, or be burdened with the sins of previous boyfriends.

4) You’re a cheater. I'd never cheat on my woman and I expect the same in return.

5) Your idea of a fun Saturday night is sitting in a bar, seeing how much vodka it takes to make the room spin. I’m not much of a drinker, and I’m not interested in party girls (i.e. every weekend at a club or bar). On occasion it is fun, but if that's all you do, I’m not interested (please note, this does not include hanging out with several friends at a bar or a pool hall or karaoke bar, or sitting down at a quiet bar and talking).

6) You want to chat with me for months before meeting. I did that once before. I spent two months chatting with her and finally meet her, and she realized we weren't a good fit. Physical chemistry is important and it’s best not to waste time when you don't know if you even have that.

7) You're looking for an open relationship. I consider open relationships as little more than friends with benefits and ground rules added on. So then why not just be friends with benefits? (Side note: if your bi and want occasional fun with a girl its fine by me, as long as I get to join in or watch.)

8) You're a chronic liar. I have no problem with being honest about myself and I prefer the same in return. Very few things you could tell me would freak me out or change my mind if I’m interested in you. (Please note: words don't freak me out, but a girl with a kitchen knife screaming that she is going to cut off my penis will freak me out.) {Side note: this scenario has never happened to me, and I hope it won’t ever happen either. I love my penis and try to keep it safe.}

9) You want to date me for reasons other than you’re interested in me. Trust me. I can tell when it is that situation and I have no interest in being used.

10) If you haven’t laughed at one thing on my profile. Chances are you won't find me funny.

11) You are a vegan. Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. Vegan is healthy, meat is murder, etc. etc. (Don't care to hear the arguments.) I don't mind a woman who is a vegetarian, but I like being able to take a girl to normal restaurants because I like meat and honestly most vegans I meet are very forceful with pushing their ideals. Plus, I've eaten vegan food before... tasted like bland ration cubes

12) You are super church/ god girl. God and I have an understanding, I sleep in on Sundays and never go to church and He lets it slide. In return, I don't raise an army and bring forth the Apocalypse. It’s a fair deal and has kept both parties satisfied for several years. Though in all honesty, going to church on Sundays is no big deal to me. I see value in the Christian belief system, though my beliefs are uniquely my own.

13) Doesn't want kids, I'd like to start a family someday in the future and I'm looking for a like minded woman who will make a great mom

Is it just me, or does the word "interested" show up way too much in this thing?

Working, and going to school, and pursuing my goals in life. I am working on a Bachelors degree in mechanical engineering.

Trying to live my life and experience all that this beautiful blue marble has to offer.

I'm trying to live by my new motto in life: "i will be a better man tomorrow, than the man i am today, and i will keep this up until the day i die"

I've come to realize the girl of my dream is not going to fall into my lap so I need to be searching for her.

fixing things, making people laugh, cooking, video games, building things, sex, back rubs, video games, writing dirty stories, taking things apart and tennis

I have big eyebrows and a beard (sort of).

And apparently I come off as a non-threatening gentleman (don't ask me, I just go by what I’m told).

Music: Korn, smashing pumpkins, mostly alternative rock. Some heavy metal, and individual songs covering several genres.

Television: venture bros, Simpsons, family guy, South Park and robot chicken, various animes, comedies, and Sci-Fi shows.

Movies: action, comedy and some drama, not a fan of horror movies.
I could list all the movies I like but that would take too long.

Books: mostly sci-fi, some biographies, and some for research or school.

1: a knife... it’s the original multipurpose tool

2: a compass... so I don't get lost

3: pants… because indecent exposure is a crime

4: shoes… so my feet don't get cold, and because the ground is hard

5: money... I can't stand being broke

6: my sunglasses… because it’s too bright outside

Random stuff: I think about anything from food to theoretical physics.... mmmmnn yummy theoretical physics.

Doing homework, hanging out with my brothers, relaxing at home, or on an adventure!

I’m clueless when it comes to women.
I’m not a looks kind of guy- I don't go for girls based on their looks, i find personality is far more important, though to be honest I’m just as shallow as anyone else..

Also I have a perverted sense of humor, not creepy like some dude telling you he wants to rub your feet with his penis… perverted is more about cracking sexual jokes when a funny opportunity presents itself.
I swear I’m not creepy.

You’re interested in talking to me, or would like to have dinner sometime, or you want to play a game of tennis.
(Side note, I don't check my messages often so it might be a day or two before I reply.)

Also a chick that makes the first move is gutsy and I respect confident women.