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33 M Glen Ellyn, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll start with the make-or-break-it details. I am:

-an agnostic/atheist

-a bleeding heart liberal and feminist

-a meat eater

-a participant in the BDSM lifestyle, at least a little bit

Still with me? Goody. I'm an introverted geek person who is perfectly happy staying in to watch Doctor Who, play a video game now and then (I don't do WoW or Starcraft, for what it's worth), or watch an old movie. I'm partial to the old horror and sci-fi films from before I was born.

I love a good beer. I like my IPAs, stouts, ambers, and anything else that's just really good. I'm kind of building my palate for bourbon, but that's not easy to drink!

I like being silly and if I know my present company can handle it, I like off-color humor. I know it's not for everyone, so I leave it alone until I know it's safe.

Finally, I don't like talking about myself too much. I'll do it here because it's expected, but I hate when people start most of their sentences with "I'm..." like you're the star of some rom-com. The world does not revolve around me, and it does not revolve around you.

Oh yeah, I love cats. Even when they're pissy or mean. Nothing makes me smile like a cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a CNA in a nursing home. I'm also taking a math class as a stepping stone to get into the nursing program.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good guitarist, but I don't think I'm hot shit or anything. I used to teach kids how to play. I also make a pretty good mushroom risotto and tomato pasta sauce. And I know the streets of Chicago better than many.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not tall and I only have two legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neil Gaiman: Neverwhere, American Gods, Anansi Boys, The Graveyard Book, Coraline, The Sandman series, Smoke & Mirrors, Fragile Things. With Terry Pratchett: Good Omens
Terry Pratchett: Discworld series. Really, any one of 'em.
Isaac Asimov: Foundation series, Robot series, The Gods Themselves, various short stories (especially "The Last Question"). Calvin and Hobbes. Far Side.

Dark City, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hammer Horror films (Horror of Dracula, Curse of Frankenstein, Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, etc.), Universal horror films (Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff, etc.), Forbidden Zone, The Thing, Hara Kiri, Yakuza Weapon, Ichi the Killer, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Time Bandits, Life of Brian, Johnny Dangerously, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Old Boy, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Yojimbo, Rashomon,

MST3K, Burn Notice, Doctor Who, Batman TAS, Farscape, Daily Show, Colbert Report

Oingo Boingo, Dio, Pink Floyd, Garbage, The Cure, Muse, Queen, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Devin Townsend, old Metallica, Overkill, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, early Van Halen, AC/DC, first few Guns N' Roses albums, Talking Heads, Porcupine Tree, Blackfield, Steve Wilson, Steve Vai, Guthrie Govan, classical music, jazz,

Italian, burgers at Kuma's, French, Korean, sushi, barbecue,

*Blender Setting*
Pureé, frappé
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar
my cat
internet access
various vital organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
politics in our country, what to eat for lunch, if I could reasonably live comfortably in the 15th Century or so, the hilarity of seeing a wedding cake with Lovecraftian wedding cake toppers, and naturally, that awkward moment from years ago when I made an ass of myself. We all do it, don't deny it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on the weekends. Middle of the week is when I'm free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a shattered elbow. Which isn't really private, but it is a fun fact.
You should message me if
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You've read enough of my profile to think we may get along.

Also, if you don't mind that I live in the 'burbs. I have a car, so I'll come to you.