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mike_or_joel

33 Glen Ellyn, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I guess I'm supposed to be funny or something, right? I mean, I COULD talk about my basement experiments with goat carcasses and children's blood, but you probably don't want to read that.

I'm an agnostic/atheist type person who has very liberal views (pro-feminism, pro-gun CONTROL, pro-choice, etc.). Those are usually the hard limits anyone has, so I mention them up front.

I'm a bit of an introvert, but I still like to meet and get to know people. I like going out and getting a beer now and then, even just to get out of the house. And I like good beer, too.

What else.... I like to cook a bit, I play guitar, I am geek, I like off-color humor almost as much as I like bizarre, silly humor, and I love cats. They have fur on them (most of them, anyway).

Finally, I promise I will not try to get into your pants from the get-go. I'm here to meet women and see how we like each other. I've done this before and I've determined that I didn't like a lot of women, but I reserved judgment until the meeting.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a CNA. I'm in the business of taking care of peoples' loved ones when they can (or will) no longer care for them. I'm off and on taking classes hoping to eventually become a nurse with a salary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good guitarist, but I don't think I'm hot shit or anything. I used to teach kids how to play. I also make a pretty good mushroom risotto and tomato pasta sauce. And I know the streets of Chicago better than many.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not tall and I only have two legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*Books*
Neil Gaiman: Neverwhere, American Gods, Anansi Boys, The Graveyard Book, Coraline, The Sandman series, Smoke & Mirrors, Fragile Things. With Terry Pratchett: Good Omens
Terry Pratchett: Discworld series. Really, any one of 'em.
Isaac Asimov: Foundation series, Robot series, The Gods Themselves, various short stories (especially "The Last Question"). Calvin and Hobbes. Far Side.

*Movies*
Dark City, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hammer Horror films (Horror of Dracula, Curse of Frankenstein, Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, etc.), Universal horror films (Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff, etc.), Forbidden Zone, The Thing, Hara Kiri, Yakuza Weapon, Ichi the Killer, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Time Bandits, Life of Brian, Johnny Dangerously, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Old Boy, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Yojimbo, Rashomon,

*Shows*
MST3K, Burn Notice, Doctor Who, Batman TAS, Farscape, Daily Show, Colbert Report

*Music*
Oingo Boingo, Dio, Pink Floyd, Garbage, The Cure, Muse, Queen, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Devin Townsend, old Metallica, Overkill, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, early Van Halen, AC/DC, first few Guns N' Roses albums, Talking Heads, Porcupine Tree, Blackfield, Steve Wilson, Steve Vai, Guthrie Govan, classical music, jazz,

*Food*
Italian, burgers at Kuma's, French, Korean, sushi, barbecue,

*Blender Setting*
Pureé, frappé
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar
my cat
air
internet access
water
various vital organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
politics in our country, what to eat for lunch, if I could reasonably live comfortably in the 15th Century or so, the hilarity of seeing a wedding cake with Lovecraftian wedding cake toppers, and naturally, that awkward moment from years ago when I made an ass of myself. We all do it, don't deny it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on the weekends. Middle of the week is when I'm free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a shattered elbow. Which isn't really private, but it is a fun fact.

On a side note, Urban Dictionary says I'm from "The Dirty Six-Thirty".
You should message me if
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You've read enough of my profile to think we may get along.

You want to head down to Flarby's to see the Triforce.

MST3K forged a portion of your childhood.

Also, if you don't mind that I live in the 'burbs. I have a car, so I'll come to you.

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