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  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:11am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from Ph.D program
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
English, Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Autobiography (abridged version):
New York: 5 years; Australia: 22 years; Eastern Europe: 3 years.

I will skip the obligatory list of generic adjectives that I think I am.

Miscellaneous facts of potential relevance (non-exhaustive):
-I feel uncomfortable by prolonged absences of political incorrectness.
-cynicism and open-mindedness: both are essential.
-I can speak about politics and public affairs for hours, but I really dislike the 24-hr news cycle.
-I love learning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Something awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hmm, interesting, he only has one head," thought the randomly selected individual upon their first encounter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, South Park, The Wire, House of Cards (but the last season wasn't so good), Broad City (genius!), Daily Show (but sometimes it's annoying: too much self-righteous indignation and preachiness, arbitrarily interspersed with juvenile gags so as not to lose the attention of the college freshmen who are, presumably, the target demographic), Colbert Report (R.I.P.), Charlie Rose, Fareed Zakaria GPS (best news show on TV).

Movies: Fargo, Kill Bill, Dr Strangelove, The Big Lebowski.

Books: 1984, LOTR, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Stranger.

Broadway: The Book of Mormon, Waiting for Godot.

Music: Pink Floyd, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin (objectively best band of all time, futile to contend otherwise), Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Black Keys, Beck, Gorillas, the blues.

Food: Indian, Mexican, Grilled Octopus, Hummus, Sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bagels + cream cheese + lox (this obviously counts as one thing)
Animals to eat
The senses
National parks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Implicit assumptions. What should I eat for lunch? Politics and economics. Should I have another beer? The tyranny of formative experiences. Tautologies. Unknown unknowns. Non sequiturs. The news. The twentieth century. Sex. People. Isn't procrastinating just an investment in your future productivity? Which details are not worth ignoring? We're all just computer programs. Is this moldy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to hate avocados, but now I don't mind them so much.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You know what to take seriously and what not to.
-You're what they call a nerd, and you're damn proud of it!