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mike_s_1

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Autobiography (abridged version):
I spent 22 years of my life living in Australia, but not the first 3, and not the last 4.

Next, obligatory list of generic adjectives that I think I am:
smart, adventurous, honest, friendly, reliable, relaxed.

Other miscellaneous facts of potential relevance (non-exhaustive):
-I feel uncomfortable by prolonged absences of political incorrectness.
-cynicism and open-mindedness: both are essential.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Long run objective: to make my subjective experience of existence as awesome and positive as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In addition to basic bodily functions necessary to sustain life:
Choosing from a menu (I tend to choose what I think will taste good)
Arguing
Fluking it, or so it seems
Jewdar
Overestimating my productive output.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my slightly watered-down Australian accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, South Park, The Wire, House of Cards, Broad City, Daily Show (Colbert - R.I.P.), Charlie Rose, PBS Newshour.

Movies: Fargo, Kill Bill, Dr Strangelove, The Big Lebowski.

Books: 1984, LOTR, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Stranger.

Broadway: The Book of Mormon, Waiting for Godot.

Music: Pink Floyd, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin (objectively best band of all time, futile to contend otherwise), Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Black Keys, Beck, Gorillas.

Food: Indian, Mexican, Octopus, Hummus, Pineapple, Sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox (this obviously counts as 1 thing)
Information
The senses
National parks
Epiphanies
The laws of physics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Implicit assumptions. What should I eat for lunch? Politics and economics. Should I have another beer? The tyranny of formative experiences. Tautologies. Unknown unknowns. Non sequiturs. The news. The twentieth century. Sex. People. Isn't procrastinating just an investment in your future productivity? Which details are not worth ignoring? We're all just computer programs. Is this moldy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having a beer with friends or skyping with those in distant lands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to hate avocados, but now I don't mind them.
You should message me if
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you think that you should.