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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:56pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Autobiography (abridged version):
I spent 22 years of my life living in Australia, but not the first 3, and not the last 4.

Next, obligatory list of generic adjectives that I think I am:
smart, adventurous, honest, friendly, reliable, relaxed.

Other miscellaneous facts of potential relevance (non-exhaustive):
-I feel uncomfortable by prolonged absences of political incorrectness.
-cynicism and open-mindedness: both are essential.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing up PhD and planning to be a grown up soon (i.e., circa 6 months).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In addition to basic bodily functions necessary to sustain life:
Choosing from a menu
Fluking it, or so it seems
Overestimating my productive output.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Accent, I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, South Park, The Wire, Daily Show/Colbert, Charlie Rose.

Movies: Fargo, Kill Bill, Dr Strangelove, The Big Lebowski.

Books: 1984, LOTR, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Stranger.

Broadway: The Book of Mormon, Waiting for Godot.

Music: Pink Floyd, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin (objectively best band of all time, futile to contend otherwise), Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Black Keys, Beck, Gorillas.

Food: That which previously stood on 4 legs, or at least 1.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox (this obviously counts as 1 thing)
The senses
National parks
The laws of physics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spurious correlations. What should I eat for lunch? Incentives. Politics. Economics. Should I have another beer? The tyranny of formative experiences. Tautologies. Unknown unknowns. Non sequiturs. Path dependence. Existence. The news. The twentieth century. Sex. Writing coherently. People. The future. Implicit assumptions. Which details are worth ignoring, and which are not? We're all just computer programs. Is this moldy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having a beer with friends, or skyping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate avocados.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really smart, independent, fun and have a sense of humor.