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mike_s_1

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Russian

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My self-summary
Autobiography (abridged version):
I spent 22 years of my life living in Australia, but not the first 3, and not the last 3.

Next, obligatory list of generic adjectives that I think I am:
smart, adventurous, honest, friendly, reliable, relaxed.

Other miscellaneous facts of potential relevance (non-exhaustive):
-I feel uncomfortable by prolonged absences of political incorrectness.
-cynicism and open-mindedness: both are essential.
I’m really good at
In addition to basic bodily functions necessary to sustain life:
Teaching
Thinking
Solving
Resolving
Elaborating
Arguing
Fluking
Jewdar
Overestimating my productive output.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, South Park, The Wire, Daily Show/Colbert, Charlie Rose.

Movies: Fargo, Kill Bill, Dr Strangelove, The Big Lebowski.

Books: 1984, LOTR, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Stranger.

Broadway: The Book of Mormon, Waiting for Godot.

Podcasts: Dan Savage, The Moth.

Music: Pink Floyd, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin (objectively best band of all time, futile to contend otherwise), Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Black Keys, Beck, Gorillas.

Food: That which previously stood on 4 legs.
The six things I could never do without
Bagels, cream cheese, lox (this obviously counts as 1 thing)
Information
The senses
National parks
Epiphanies
The laws of physics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Spurious correlations. When is lunch? Where should I go for lunch? What should I eat for lunch? Incentives. Politics. Economics. Should I have another beer? The tyranny of formative experiences. Tautologies. Unknown unknowns. Non sequiturs. Path dependence. Existence. The news. The twentieth century. Sex. Writing coherently. People. The future. Implicit assumptions. Which details are worth ignoring, and which are not? We're all just computer programs. Is this moldy?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're intelligent and fun. And you understand that the statement "I love to laugh", is thoroughly uninformative.