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27 M Dallas, TX

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I had a fortune cookie last night. "Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today." I read this at about 11:50pm.

Well shit.

I hate that I have to say this but don't ask me what my job is. I reference it several times in here. Just read. It'll take like 3 minutes. Also you are always saying stuff like 'don't message me only saying hey how are you?'

Well that applies to your messages as well.

I really do not pay attention to the match rate. Some algorithm that a nerd came up with in his mom's basement that proves I am said amount your friend etc... Screw that. Besides why would I want to be friend with someone who is 95% the same as me? Anyways on to the good stuff!

I am Mike, I am 27 and work as an electrician out of Really anywhere. Could be Dallas, Arlington or currently in Fort Worth. I really love just hanging out.

Also i love some fast paced banter. I'll probably destroy you at it though. Its nothing personal, unless I have been drinking then it might become personal. But the whole 'destroying you' part will remain the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Digging too deep into reddit and subsequently instantly regretting the thing I have seen/read on that magical and horrifying website.

A more broadened view you say?

Graduated college and then promptly ignored my BA and started work as an electrician in the construction sector :/ But I love my job and I am damn fine at what I do so it is all good.

Also I like Star Wars. And one of these days I'm going to get really into it. Like expanded universe into it and move into someone's mom's basement (not my mom, she doesn't have a basement). And I will yell at people on message boards and quit showering and going to work....

Or I'll just pick up coin collecting. 50/50 shot either way.
I’m really good at
Creating Sparks!

Mostly because I'm an electrician.
Yeah, I am that cheesy.

I would like to think I am good at writing. I wrote papers for most classes in college so I got fairly good at it.

Being a rock star electrician? Understanding delta-to-wye step down transformers?
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I am fucking delightful.

I am a guy. I honestly do not pay attention to the first thing people notice about me. could tell me? Actually no, don't do that. Let me keep my blissful ignorance intact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Orson Scott Card, I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, Kurt Vonnegut novels and right now I'm going through the Game of Thrones book series.
Shows: Dexter, The Office, Big Bang Theory, The League, Sons of Anarchy, How I met your mother, Burn Notice, Portlandia, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galatica, parks and rec and man I do love Scrubs.
Music: Anything not really on the radio. I love me some obscure indie music such as: Wilco, Sparta, Mars Volta, Doves, MGMT, Phoenix, Bloc Party, Minus the Bear, Dredg, Ben Folds, bassnectar, Nero, Dubba Johnny, Nostalgia, M83, Stars, Ratatat, Broken Bells, Grizzly Bear.
Food: Pretty much anything with the exception of Indian food.
The six things I could never do without
(In no particular order)
My cell phone. I die a little on the inside when it dies.
My car, work (to keep me sane), netflix, my laptop and close friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it too much to ask that I have theme music play when I arrive at various places. Game of thrones theme music. Classy stuff.

Also there is a girl who wears a taco sandwich board sign by my place shilling tacos. I can't find the taco place. I do not really have any desire to eat there, I just NEED to know where it is.

Quit hiding your taco shop sandwich board lady!

Update: I found the taco place. It sucked. A lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
It really depends. I could be in Fort Worth or uptown Dallas. Of course I do love the nights where I watch some Netflix and catch up on some sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the smell of spent fireworks and I have no problem using anyone as a human shield if there are spiders present. To expand on that my roommate is just a freaked out by spiders as I am. We are screwed.

And these aren't really private but...

If there are socks turned inside out in my drawer I will not wear them and wait till I run out of the 'good' ones before I will begrudgingly turn them back outside in.

Also when I hear a song in pandora and it's extremely short (I.e. one minute) and I skip it I feel like pandora is screwing me by counting that as one of my six skips. You hear me pandora! Screw you.

I'm not ashamed to admit this. Baths are the shit.

I am ashamed that this list is this long.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you like the move the Fifth Element and want to watch it over and over and over again.

If you are not a creeper (yeah women can be them too) and if you want to go on an escapade to destroy all spiders not only on Earth but in the Universe. And do not worry about the whole ' we do not have the technology to travel far into space'

It is covered.

Or you want to teach me how to rock climb.

Please don't message me if:
You like steampunk (I don't care if this is from a long time ago. My burning rage for steampunk is still ignited).
You think caps lock is AWESOME.
You write you as 'u.' I might hate u.

Dammit, now I hate myself.

Oh and if you said in your profile you like Nickleback's songs. Actually you just like one song they have because they are all the same songs. (I'm not a music snob. It's just that that band is just about the worst thing in the world).

(FYI: there is a question on this site 'Which is bigger...?' Spoilers, the answer is the sun. I have actually foregone messaging someone because they had another answer. It makes me sad).