I had a fortune cookie last night. "Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today." I read this at about 11:50pm.

Well shit.

I hate that I have to say this but don't ask me what my job is. I reference it several times in here. Just read. It'll take like 3 minutes. Also you are always saying stuff like 'don't message me only saying hey how are you?'

Well that applies to your messages as well.

I really do not pay attention to the match rate. Some algorithm that a nerd came up with in his mom's basement that proves I am said amount your friend etc... Screw that. Besides why would I want to be friend with someone who like 95% the same as me? Anyways on to the good stuff!

I am Mike, I am 25 and work as an electrician out of Really anywhere. Could be Dallas, Arlington or currently in Fort Worth. I really love just hanging out.

Also i love some fast paced banter. I'll probably destroy you at it though. Its nothing personal, unless I have been drinking then it might become personal. But the whole 'destroying you' part will remain the same.

Ignoring tornado sirens like a boss. I've been hurt too many times before.

Digging too deep into reddit and subsequently instantly regretting the thing I have seen/read on that magical and horrifying website.

A more broadened view you say?

Graduated college and then promptly ignored my BA and started work as an electrician in the construction sector :/ But I love my job and I am damn fine at what I do so it is all good.

Getting super pumped about Christmas.

Creating Sparks!

Mostly because I'm an electrician.
Yeah, I am that cheesy.

I would like to think I am good at writing. I wrote papers for most classes in college so I got fairly good at it.

Being a rock star electrician? Understanding delta-to-wye step down transformers?

And having my fantasy football team destroyed every year because I pick around the chiefs offense since I'm a stubborn loyalist.

Is that I am fucking delightful.

I am a guy. I honestly do not pay attention to the first thing people notice about me.

Books: Anything by Orson Scott Card, I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, Kurt Vonnegut novels and right now I'm going through the Game of Thrones book series.
Shows: Dexter, The Office, Big Bang Theory, The League, Sons of Anarchy, How I met your mother, Burn Notice, Portlandia, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galatica, parks and rec and man I do love Scrubs.
Music: Anything not really on the radio. I love me some obscure indie music such as: Wilco, Sparta, Mars Volta, Doves, MGMT, Phoenix, Bloc Party, Minus the Bear, Dredg, Ben Folds, bassnectar, Nero, Dubba Johnny, Nostalgia, M83, Stars, Ratatat, Broken Bells, Grizzly Bear.
Food: Pretty much anything with the exception of Indian food.

(In no particular order)
My cell phone. I die a little on the inside when it dies.
My car, work (to keep me sane), netflix, my laptop and close friends

Is it too much to ask that I have theme music play when I arrive at various places. Game of thrones theme music. Classy stuff.

Also there is a girl who wears a taco sandwich board sign by my place shilling tacos. I can't find the taco place. I do not really have any desire to eat there, I just NEED to know where it is.

Quit hiding your taco shop sandwich board lady!

Update: I found the taco place. It sucked. A lot.

It really depends. Living in Arlington I could be ft worth or uptown Dallas. Or just heading two mins away from my place and going to sherlocks. Of course I do love the nights where I watch some Netflix and catch up on some sleep.

I love the smell of spent fireworks and I have no problem using anyone as a human shield if there are spiders present. To expand on that my future roommate is just a freaked out by spiders as I am. We are screwed.

And these aren't really private but...

If there are socks turned inside out in my drawer I will not wear them and wait till I run out of the 'good' ones before I will begrudgingly turn them back outside in.

Also when I hear a song in pandora and it's extremely short (I.e. one minute) and I skip it I feel like pandora is screwing me by counting that as one of my six skips. You hear me pandora! Screw you.

I'm not ashamed to admit this. Baths are the shit.

I am ashamed that this list is this long.

If you are not a creeper (yeah women can be them too) and if you want to go on an escapade to destroy all spiders not only on Earth but in the Universe. And do not worry about the whole ' we do not have the technology to travel far into space'

It is covered.

Or you want to teach me how to rock climb.

Sorry to say I smoke. Not a lot but I do. It comes with the job and I honestly will not be stopping unless I am in a serious relationship and my better half would like me to quit. Also if you do not drink we probably won't get along. I don't mean black out drunk but it is a very social thing i like to do on the weekends.

Please don't message me if:
You like steampunk (I don't care if this is from a long time ago. My burning rage for steampunk is still ignited).
You think caps lock is AWESOME.
You write you as 'u.' I might hate u.

Dammit, now I hate myself.

Your user name is grossly vain.
You are doing the 'duck face' in one or more of your pictures.

Oh and if you said in your profile you like Nickleback's songs. Actually you just like one song they have because they are all the same songs. (I'm not a music snob. It's just that that band is just about the worst thing in the world).