10. Tell him he looks like your father.
09. Tell him he look like your sister.
08. Talk about your doll collection in third person.
07. Talk about your recent hernia operation
06. Show him the hernia in a jar.
05. Confessing your love for Hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 3 dates before that.
04. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate.
03. Talk about children and marriage on the first date.
02. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of Cameron Diaz.
01. Last but not least, never say I've seen bigger about any part of his body.
Now if you promise not to talk about any of these things. send me an email. Be warned I'm not looking for pen pals. I'm too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails.
Next week I'll list the top 10 things guys don't want to hear women say, including my favorite. That's not the way my ex did it, or maybe we should wait until he gets home.
I pretty much like any music. I will tolerate country, but not fond of it. I am very laid back anything else you wanna know hit me up.