Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok so apparently there's a guy on a site called dick.net who has
the same user name as I do on here..... It is NOT me
Also apparently it says I reply very selectively.... Uh I've in
fact replied to every message I've received on here
Realistic, self aware, straight forward and seeing the world for
what it is.
Messages are always welcome, appreciated, acknowledged, and replied
Yes I know I never smile in pictures but it doesn't mean I'm
incapable of it. I resent having my picture taken so I basically
had to force some pictures here.
I can assure you that I am not a creep or a weirdo (contrary to the
lyrics of that famous radiohead song). Nor am I looking for hookups
like every other guy. I put a lot of effort into making this
profile and hope to find something good out of it.
If I look at your profile and don't message you it doesn't
necessarily mean I don't want to, I'm just shy and no offense but
most of you girls on here are picky about who you reply to (it's
online dating...get over yourself) and don't let a few pigs or
ass-holes ruin it for a half decent guy like me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time in Boston. Still trying to figure my career out.
I am not yet where I would ideally like to be but I am working hard
and keeping busy.
I would love to find the time and opportunity to be in some sort of
Also I would love to have more time to explore and discover
potential new interests and hobbies but that's not very feesable
with my current job :-/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wearing plain shirts with no logos or catch phrases on them
Hating geico commercials
not being photogenic
Impersonating people I know
Being neat and picking up after myself, pretty cool huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing because if I'm not their cell phone people tend to not look
at me. But if anything I'd say it would be...
The scar on my left cheek depending on the lighting----I was
randomly assaulted with a beer bottle for no reason you can ask any
of my friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pearl jam is my favorite band
Food: chex mix
Books: anything by George Carlin
Movies: are fun to critique
TV: Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, squidbillies, aqua teen, a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A left handed guitar
Eddie Vedder's voice
Chivas Regal scotch whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
White guys: stop wearing your hats backward it doesn't make you
Yuppies: Why do you bring your bikes on the train? You're taking up
General population: unless it's an emergency get off your phone and
stop blabbing your trivial bullshit
How so many girls on here have the time and money to travel the
Why am I still on this site?
And many other idle thoughts I can save for a nice conversation in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of spiders
I love the song "with you" by Jessica Simpson (along with plenty of
other guilty pleasure songs just ask)
At times when I walk around downtown Boston I will intentionally
have a pissed off look on my face in an attempt to prevent people
from panhandling me (it usually works)
I hate being called bro/hate when people use the word even though
that's not very private.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk and find out more about me. If you message me
first I will respond to you. I acknowledge everyone and no one
should ever be ignored.
If you do message me first don't just randomly disappear and never
talk to me again, I hate that. Everyone should be entitled to
closure at least.
You are in fact Rashida Jones or Anne Hathaway
The word "epic" isn't in your vocabulary whatsoever- trust me I
cringed typing that word out
You're not a Jesus freak
If you find faux-hawks or mohawks to be repulsive
You don't expect me to sky dive or backpack in Europe or do some
kind of extreme outgoing shit like that
You're not a grammar nazi. My grammar is not perfect but it is
sufficient when I try
You can take my word that I am indeed a friendly and kind person
despite how I come off on other parts of my profile
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