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27 M Canton, MA

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Ok so apparently there's a guy on a site called who has the same user name as I do on here..... It is NOT me

Also apparently it says I reply very selectively.... Uh I've in fact replied to every message I've received on here


Realistic, self aware, straight forward and seeing the world for what it is.

Messages are always welcome, appreciated, acknowledged, and replied to

Yes I know I never smile in pictures but it doesn't mean I'm incapable of it. I resent having my picture taken so I basically had to force some pictures here.

I can assure you that I am not a creep or a weirdo (contrary to the lyrics of that famous radiohead song). Nor am I looking for hookups like every other guy. I put a lot of effort into making this profile and hope to find something good out of it.

If I look at your profile and don't message you it doesn't necessarily mean I don't want to, I'm just shy and no offense but most of you girls on here are picky about who you reply to (it's online dating...get over yourself) and don't let a few pigs or ass-holes ruin it for a half decent guy like me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time in Boston. Still trying to figure my career out. I am not yet where I would ideally like to be but I am working hard and keeping busy.

I would love to find the time and opportunity to be in some sort of band.

Also I would love to have more time to explore and discover potential new interests and hobbies but that's not very feesable with my current job :-/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar

wearing plain shirts with no logos or catch phrases on them

Hating geico commercials

being stubborn

not being photogenic

Impersonating people I know

Being neat and picking up after myself, pretty cool huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing because if I'm not their cell phone people tend to not look at me. But if anything I'd say it would be...

The scar on my left cheek depending on the lighting----I was randomly assaulted with a beer bottle for no reason you can ask any of my friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pearl jam is my favorite band

Food: chex mix

Books: anything by George Carlin

Movies: are fun to critique

TV: Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, squidbillies, aqua teen, a patriots game
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A left handed guitar

Eddie Vedder's voice

Sleeping in


Chivas Regal scotch whiskey

Larry David
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
White guys: stop wearing your hats backward it doesn't make you cool.

Yuppies: Why do you bring your bikes on the train? You're taking up 5 seats

General population: unless it's an emergency get off your phone and stop blabbing your trivial bullshit

How so many girls on here have the time and money to travel the world.

Why am I still on this site?

And many other idle thoughts I can save for a nice conversation in person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of spiders

I love the song "with you" by Jessica Simpson (along with plenty of other guilty pleasure songs just ask)

At times when I walk around downtown Boston I will intentionally have a pissed off look on my face in an attempt to prevent people from panhandling me (it usually works)

I hate being called bro/hate when people use the word even though that's not very private.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to talk and find out more about me. If you message me first I will respond to you. I acknowledge everyone and no one should ever be ignored.

If you do message me first don't just randomly disappear and never talk to me again, I hate that. Everyone should be entitled to closure at least.

You are in fact Rashida Jones or Anne Hathaway

The word "epic" isn't in your vocabulary whatsoever- trust me I cringed typing that word out

You're not a Jesus freak

If you find faux-hawks or mohawks to be repulsive

You don't expect me to sky dive or backpack in Europe or do some kind of extreme outgoing shit like that

You're not a grammar nazi. My grammar is not perfect but it is sufficient when I try

You can take my word that I am indeed a friendly and kind person despite how I come off on other parts of my profile