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23 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Black, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Finnish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So I've been on this site/app for awhile now. To the point where it's become more of a social experiment rather than me using it for actually dating or whatever. Here are some of the things I've learned from my time on Okcupid. I hope these tips help out future Okcupiders!

-When someone says "I'm just here for friends really" what they really mean is "We should totally be friends! But only if I find you attractive. Sorry bro"

-When someone says "Please be original. Don't just message me with "hi" or something" what they really mean is "I mean you can type me out a 3 page letter but I still won't reply unless I find you attractive. Sorry again, bro." You won't even get a reply saying simply "Not interested, sorry."! And you're a douche for assuming you would!

-Also apparently there's A LOT of people on here looking for this "Redneck Romeo" guy. Whoever he is, where ever he is, he must have ladies fighting over him 24/7.

But anyway, long story short, to win the game of Okcupid you simply must be attractive. Also heres an Okcupid blog with stats. Everybody's racist! :D
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working at a little local computer store. Even though i don't know A LOT about computer lol. Planning on going to school to be maybe an Automotive Tech. or Engineer, something along those lines. Long as it's around cars.
I’m really good at
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filling out profiles! can't ya tell?! no seriously though ummm i don't know. video games and making people laugh? Quoting movies and/or TV shows, being silly, texting, dropping it like its hot, just being awesome in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that i'm shy and quiet at first and that i joke around and laugh a lot. i loosen up once i get to know people though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: what are books? no but i don't read a lot. last book i remember reading was The Greatest Generation or something Dr. Seuss.

movies: Saving private ryan, Tropic thunder, Pulp fiction, Sin City, Forrest Gump, The Godfather, Shaun of the dead, Inception, Fight Club, Star Wars, Singing in the Rain, Gone with the Wind, Drive, Warm Bodies, or any newer Marvel movie.
I like a lot of quentin tarantino and Guy Ritchie films as well.

TV: Community, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Top Gear (UK), Mythbusters, Spongebob, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Doctor Who

music: Adele, Florence and the machine, and Ellie Goulding are like my three main obsessions. but anything really besides like heavy metal. I like everything from some rap to classic rock like Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, etc.

food: Hmmmm well Chinese food is pretty awesome. and i pretty much have an love affair with pizza. Or anything Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
video games
love (i guess)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why i make the mistakes that i do and how to avoid them next time. I believe that's called learning from your mistakes! or something fancy like that.

Ice cream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killing zombies? Saving the world? Making superman jealous? "Haha i can touch Kryptonite and you can't!" No but really I'm either at the movies or on the game. exciting i know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My set "job" on here is a lie/joke (not the computer tech. one but the executive/management one). A sucker for clever girls or girls who make me laugh. I think redheads are just plain awesome.

I have a 9 inch pencil.
You should message me if
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If ya want. Or if you want to find out more about me. Im more open in messages rather than on my page. I'm also here for new friends as well so don't be afraid to just say hi. Orrr if you're a gamer and want to play online sometime. I play on PS3 and PC. My PSN name is Mikeice009. Add me and lets pwn zombies together.

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