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mikeisadork4u

33 Mahopac, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 9″ (1.45m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
BORED BEYOND BELIEF !
Moved up to mahopac three years ago from Staten island Ny , little bit of a random move because Staten islanders generally move more south not north I'm figuring to try and avoid people From the bronx .Lmao
Just my take on it, could be wrong !
Anyhow my mind is turning in to utter mush in this scenic truck stop of a town and culturely I have stopped evolving and fear I might become a white bread eating ,walmart shopping 300 pound bottle blonde in no time :(
Talk about adapting to survive! Lol
Jk!!!!
I want to live ,dance ,drink wine not at a dirty bar . meet a normal ,mentally adjusted man .
Yea, I'm kind of health conscious but who with a half a brain isn't right ! but nothing over the top .
I'm not a cookie cut out of my area meaning my personality is very different not better nor worse just different .
I was born in Brooklyn and moved to staten island when I was six ,like most downstate people I talk faster then you process the information I'm giving you in conversation if I seem shy or not to be feeding enough into conversation it's only because I'am politely allowing you to talk to your hearts content not because I'm stupid and have nothing to say .lol
Wow ! I'm not even sure if I could tolerate my own personality for an hour or two , I apologize I'm truly impossible and you might have to be insane to truly understand me .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it!
At the Moment listing to OneRepublic ...love runs out !
and dancing all over my living room ,because that's how i roll ..right out the window ..lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at myself and wondering why no one else seems to get the joke .

I'm also very perceptive and know better then to laugh at you .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My pleasent demeaner :)
That and my boyish good looks .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All is quiet on the western front ,great expectations ,of humon bondage .
Battle royal .
I have very random interest and appreciations it would be difficult to capture them all at this moment in text .
That and I'd be a very difficult person to summarize through this method.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We could all do with less things .LOL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My 3 year old daughter and her happines and what I can and can't have for myself pertaining to how it will affect her.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You tell me !
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm extremely sensual ,loving and compassionate and mild tempered ... Down side - also gullible and entirely to honest and was raised up to see the good in people before the bad leaving me at a major disadvantage.
I'm indecisive , impulsive sometimes but lets call it spontaneous and depending on the time of the month temperamental .
I'm light years from perfect and don't have the engry nor the drive to impress you beyond whats realistic .lol
I don't care about where you studied how many stamps you have in Your passport I have a. Few of my own and I don't see how that makes a more interesting person or how rich you are or I should say how rich your family is leaving you entitled by default and more comfortable then I could ever relate to .
In saying that if you have a lot of money I'm not holding it against you but don't automatically assume I want to get my greedy little monkey hands on it because I don't its your heart and soul I want to devour ..hahaha
Totally kidding .lol
Come on its a dating profile people!!!
.....Oh, and i only cooked an elaborate dinner for one man in my entire life and he stood me up ...lol

If you talk to much about yourself on a first date or quote famous authors in conversation I completely fall asleep in my head and now you are just a cute face talking and pure agonising entertainment until the date is over .
Don't look for validation and praise from me ,I'm already trying to process a new surrounding and an attractive new person sitting in front of me that I've never met before .
I'm a Normal person and I get nervous and need adjustment time .
If you need a women that displays her confidence and empowerment by kicking it to you on the first date then I'm not knocking that but thats definitely not me and if you perceive that as weakness or low self - esteem or try to feed that nonsense to me then shame on you .
One last thing ..lol....very serious men creep the hell out of me and intense is sexy to a certain degree but please keep in mind that I'm a rather petite woman and I don't appreciate feeling like I might have to fight for my life the minute we exit a very public place .
COOL!!! Glad I got that off my chest .Lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a decent, sexy guy that is really down to earth and doesn't take himself to seriously .

I spent seven years of my life with a European guy and handsome as I think European men are I think I really desperately need to know what its like to date an American guy .lol

Oh and if you like short spunky women with a lot of energy message me .

If for the most part you lead a healthy lifestyle and like to stay active that would be awesome too :)

If you love children,, because my daughter and I are one in the same .
And if you are normal guy that wants be with a normal women and go on a few normal dates .
And seriously please if you are just looking for sex and I know a lot of you cute guys are real smooth please bypass me ,, there are a lot of nasty little entitled bitchs on okc who are your perfect match for you go after them .LOL

Also the idea of meeting a single dad that would kind of understand where I'm coming from would rock too !

DO TOTALLY MESSAGE ME IF YOU COULD DANCE AND GET DOWN WITH YOUR BADSELF ...LOL

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