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mikeissilly

30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sweet, sharp-witted, housebroken. At heart, I am but a friendly Minnesotan with an irreverent sense of humor. I care deeply about social politics and civil liberties. I am also ridiculously silly.
What I’m doing with my life
Software developer. Worked at a startup until they were bought by large internet company. Now working at large internet company. Exploring the plentiful activities New York has to offer. Running in the freezing cold. Occasionally doing yoga and making an ass of myself.
I’m really good at
Karaoke. At least, I tell myself this. My music of choice is cheesy 80's.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from my virility and disarming charm? Probably my split eyebrow. There's a heartbreaking story behind it in which I bravely fall on my face at the age of 5.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fantasy and dystopian novels float my boat. I love Harry Potter and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Movies: The Godfather, 12 Monkeys, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, 28 Days Later, Inception, The Dark Knight, Blade Runner, most of the Harry Potter films, Billy Madison (I can quote the whole thing)... I could go on.

TV - rarely watch live TV, but: Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Colbert, Stella

Music: All kinds. Lately I'm on a Prince kick.

Food: Indian, Chinese, Italian, Japanese... ah fuck it, I like most everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about, with drink in hand and friends in tow.
Or at home, fetal and crying in the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smarter than the average bear and have a good sense of humor.