I ain't lookin' to compete with you, Beat or cheat or mistreat you, Simplify you, classify you, Deny, defy or crucify you. No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you. Frighten you or up-tighten you. Drag you down or drain you down. Chain you down or bring you down. I ain't lookin' to block you up, Shock or knock or lock you up. Analyze you, categorize you, Finalize you or advertise you. I don't want to straight-face you, Race or chase you, track or trace you, Or disgrace you or displace you, Or define you or confine you. I don't want to meet your kin, Make you spin or do you in, Or select you or dissect you, Or inspect you or reject you. I don't want to fake you out, Take or shake or forsake you out. I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me. See like me or be like me......All I really want to do, Is, baby, be friends with you.
- Bob Dylan
I do like discussing political theory, where people discover that I agree with everything that Ron Swanson says.