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mikemor

28 Athens, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an honest, sarcastic man looking for an honest, sarcastic woman.

I ain't lookin' to compete with you, Beat or cheat or mistreat you, Simplify you, classify you, Deny, defy or crucify you. No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you. Frighten you or up-tighten you. Drag you down or drain you down. Chain you down or bring you down. I ain't lookin' to block you up, Shock or knock or lock you up. Analyze you, categorize you, Finalize you or advertise you. I don't want to straight-face you, Race or chase you, track or trace you, Or disgrace you or displace you, Or define you or confine you. I don't want to meet your kin, Make you spin or do you in, Or select you or dissect you, Or inspect you or reject you. I don't want to fake you out, Take or shake or forsake you out. I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me. See like me or be like me......All I really want to do, Is, baby, be friends with you.

- Bob Dylan
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a grad assistant and an MBA student at the Terry College of Business, UGA
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Advice (giving or recieving), being direct, identifying random plants as I walk by, biking, cooking, not lying about my height (which guys seem to be terrible at)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am honest about everything. There is not an inappropriate or taboo question you can ask me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Road to Serfdom, Game of Thrones, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Freedom to Choose, The Pillars of the Earth

True Romance, Django, Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, Man on Fire

Dexter, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld, Masterchef

A lot of everything (Gwar, Snoop, 311, Bruce Springsteen, Mumford)

Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sister/Mom/Dad
2. Plants
3. Interesting and challenging conversation
4. Travel
5. Good food
6. College Football (specifically UGA)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What country can I visit next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Downtown Athens for the bars and concerts

Redbox, I am definitely a movie buff and that creeps into some Fridays.

Sporting event of any kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im for brutal honesty. . . so if you want to know anything, ask me, and I'll tell you.

Also, the end of Armageddon, where bruce willis saves ben affleck's life and then tells him to marry his daughter because it would make him proud, gets me every time. . . im tearing up just thinking about it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can beat me in ping pong.

You are quick witted with a sharp tongue.