Here are some of my characteristics: I have a good job, a nice car, and don't live with my parents. I don't wear flat-rimmed hats. I use proper grammar and spelling. I won't take pictures in front of a mirror showing off my sweet new tats. I prefer to be outside and stay active (always take the stairs!). Parents and pets seem to love me for some reason. I'll always admit when I'm wrong. You'll almost never see me use an emoticon or drink from a straw; neither of which is very manly. Recently some guys walking past me on the street said I was tall, dark, and mysterious as I ate my Chipotle burrito. What more could you really want from a guy?
***Status update: I'm currently deployed overseas and will be back in mid-January (I still like receiving nice messages though). Oh, and although I said I would never grow a mustache again, for the purposes of crew solidarity and to remain bulletproof, the stache has returned while I'm gone. Don't worry though, it will be gone by time I return to the states because I have too much self respect to walk around the real world with something like that on my face. Happy Holidays!