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mikerib

25 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Elaine, I'm a man of action, a swashbuckler, a rogue, a wanderer. A man who can hold his breath for ten minutes. I have no ties and no regrets.
-Guybrush Threepwood

Caught you mirin'.

I'm smart, talkative, geeky and open-minded.
I'm here to get to know people and stuff. I'm pretty much not a dickhead. I like chunky peanut butter way more than creamy peanut butter, and so should you. I can use the word 'I' to start many sentences in a row, and it doesn't bother me one bit.

Here's some things I've done:

• Lived out of a car
• Tried to start a business
• Rode horse bareback
• Had a loaded gun pointed at my face
• Taken wilderness survival classes
• Seen the Grand Canyon covered in snow
• Driven directly by a tornado front
• Totaled two cars
• Gotten rid of everything I owned and moved (twice)
• Made an OKCupid profile
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling whenever and wherever I can (but I do it on my own dime so it's a slow business).

Currently working in the tech industry.

Studying to be a 'spiritual' healer. I'm not insane, ask me about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Literally everything I have ever tried.

Yep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The radiant glow of my face.

Also my sense of humor, which tends to be really dry and occasionally dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Okay, so rather than use this as a space to be pretentious and show off my obscure tastes I'm just going to list stuff that's either current or old favorites, which I can and probably will discuss with you.

Books:
•Dune Series
•Sword of Truth Series
•Tolkein
•Hunger Games Trilogy

Movies:
•Inception
•Looper
•Dark City
•Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

TV:
•Doctor Who
•Stargate (all)
•Adventure Time
•Avatar TLE & LOK
•Naruto
•Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood?)

Games:
•Final Fantasies
•RPGs in general
•Myst series

Food & Music:
No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Words and the spaces between them
Dogs and other cool animals
Humans and other morally ambiguous animals
The ability to write
Pubs within walking distance
Dirt time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fate of the world and how I can make it better, because if I'm here I might as well make a goddamn difference.

I know I said I wouldn't be pretentious earlier but that doesn't apply here, this is a whole new paragraph. Do try to keep up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, playing at TV and games, the occasional crazy barcrawl, camping when I can find the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm basically late for things all the time (also use this as my greatest weakness in job interviews!)

I have on occasion been referred to as 'dominant', if you care about that sort of thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Sometimes you just like watching Netflix with a beer in your hand and not worrying about the fate of the world for a bit.

Note: I like good contact, be that brainwise or bodywise. Doesn't need to be either and doesn't need to be both. That means I like making friends and I don't always need it to turn into anything more (but it's nice when it does).