I'm kind of a half-geeky, half-dead-serious dude with a lot of varied interests and I try really hard to live haphazardly but it doesn't always work.
You're clicking the 'like' button at this point because that was #deep, am I right? Of course I am. Let's continue.
Because I can't just specialize in one thing, at times I'm a writer, spiritualist, gamer, general nerd of various fandoms, healer, philosopher, poet, student, part-time traveler, someday-scientist, sometime-office worker and all-star lover. I'm financially (and emotionally) stable. I have a great head of hair and a winning smile. I work out. I'm literally perfect in every way, which is why you were about to message me right now, but hold up a second! You haven't even finished the summary.
Yeah, so, my sense of humor is really dry. Not 'sarcastic' per se, I mean I will just say crap that sounds serious and people will think I'm serious and I won't correct them because that would spoil the joke that nobody got in the first place. But people still laugh along. It's why I'm popular with everyone and everything I do is cool.
I recently decided to live forever, because last weekend somebody told me that you can do anything if you set your mind to it. This weekend I set my mind to a lot of really good pub food, and that totally happened, so I am a believer. That's just how science works.
Still here? What, this sounds like your cup of tea? I mean, I don't blame you, I'd also message me and add me to favorites and be writing a preemptive introduction letter just in case. But come on, let's talk about you.