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mikerib

25 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Man on a very long mission.

When I meet people I start cold but warm up quickly if I like you. I'm blunt, honest and earnest. I keep healthy and fit to stay sane. My sense of humor alternates between disarmingly goofy and very, very dry to the point I've been called an asshole by total strangers on a few occasions.

I like independent people who know what they're about. If you're one, I'll probably want you in my life in some capacity.
I live cheap, party hard, love easy, and move on quickly.

I'm not here to find The One, I'm here to find companionship with people who are at least as driven as I am. Nothing turns me off more than aimlessness.

Oh and I've never sent dick pics to anyone who didn't ask for them first.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a software environment designer and developer as a means to an end, the means being money. Ask me about the end.

Road trips. The world is fucking beautiful, buy me a car so I can do them more often.

Studying to be a spiritual healer.

Also come sing David Bowie songs at karaoke with me, don't be a goddamn pansy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Writing
• Cooking curries and Hungarian cuisine
• Program design and system architecture
• Translating between technical, regular, and spiritual language
• Getting dogs and cats to like me
• Teaching things to people
• Learning things from people
• Helping people
The first things people usually notice about me
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The radiant glow of my face.

That I'm pretty disconnected from the popular culture of my generation, both childhood and current. This is both a blessing and a curse.

That I like my conversation like I like my coffee - dry and dark and full of sweet nonsense that helps no one but makes me feel good about myself while it's being enjoyed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
blah blah blah who cares. I hope you like stuff because as it turns out, so do I. Clearly we were meant for each other.

I love visual documentaries. Samsara is a recent favorite.

Get drunk and bingewatch TV shows erryday. Doctor Who, Adventure Time, idc if it's on Netflix I'll watch it and if it isn't I'll probably torrent it as long as it's not a police procedural.

I really dislike most comedies, especially sitcoms.

I hate talking about music with people I just met.

I also hate fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Words
• Dogs
• Naked people
• Beer
• Scarves
• Dirt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much the world sucks and how much I rule.

How much easier life would be if I didn't need to sleep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's both pretend we're human goddamn beings with equality of spirit, mind and emotion for a second:
You're an adult, figure it out.