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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm a big fan of offbeat humor. I love to laugh, and I love making others laugh. I'm a very creative person. I like to write, as well as solve problems. I guess sometimes I feel like I have to solve too much, but such is life.

Above all else I treasure honesty, and try my best to be honorable and keep a promise. This leads to me being punctual to a fault as I tend to believe no matter where you go it will take fifteen minutes to get from the car to the entrance.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm an engineer. I write in my spare time. Should something come of it great, if not it's a fun hobby.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making people laugh, getting my ideas across, saying what you least expect, and cutting across six lanes of traffic in rush hour. Am I a long islander or what?

Oh, and wombat emancipation.

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• TxnNewYorker

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My weight loss. I'm down forty pounds, and in the best shape of my life.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Favorite book: Road to Mars, Hyperion, Adventures of Kavalier and Clay

Favorite movies: Fight Club, Princess Mononokie, Spirited Away, Layer Cake

Favorite music: Mars Volta, Velvet Revolver, Alice in Chains, Ditty Bops, PJ Harvey, U2, Dream Theater, [Allman Brothers] many more.

Food: I like Thai, Indian, and BBQ. I don't eat beef. I'm still a little iffy on the mad cow.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. AIM 2. Ice Cream 3. Humor 4. A good book 5. Wings 6. Springtime.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Terrorism. I think I have a mid east peace plan.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Downing Burritos and living the Long Island life. Which is uh...movies, bars, or bowling, although I don't really bowl.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I bumped into skateasaurus rex at my friend's birthday party at United Skates when I was in second grade. He wasn't really even my friend, his mother made him invite everyone in the class.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're an ok person, you have some self confidence, and you want to be challenged in a good way.

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