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mikeup4u

49 Leek, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
#onlyhereforthestupidquizz

Have a wander through " you all got issues " etc
I struggle with essays - but I'm the king of multiple choice!!
You will get the idea - most answers have comments

e.g. what do you think this was in answer to?

"sexy, clever, healthy life style, willing to go anywhere do anything ( yes yes yes - within reason ) Accepts their emotions do not trump reason but ( !?? room for manoeuvre... ) - go the extra mile to make it work keep relationship healthy"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to re group as kids are growing up and My 35 yo business is in need of changing!!

ALL CHANGE!! aLL GOOD
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flossing that tooth - right at the back - you know the one..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smouldering intelligence - you can almost smell it!
Eyes or Butt - depending whether I'm coming or going... ;-P

I didn't write that last bit... spooky!! ???
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
Crime and Punishment
Illusions
catch 22
Unbearable lightness of being
Socrates
The secretary
Jersey Boys
EVERYTHING!!

cheese, fruit, meat, chilli, garlic, Indian, Thai, Korean, Polish ( kidding - yuk! )

Purple sprouting broccoli - nectar ( or and )
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crying with Laughter - the snorting kind - with tears obviously
Crying - and not knowing why exactly
The scent of a woman - Book, film or the T'shirt
Arthritis ( apparently )
WD40 ( see above)
floss on a stick
Arithmetic
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To be honest ( a starting artifice ... ) just how did I get here ( Talking heads song) and where am I going - My raison d'etre just got up and left the building so I have to start it ( the building ) again. On a pragmatic and economic and soul fulfilling kind of way ( referring to previous statement(s) )

When I will be able to enjoy a rod, sunset and cold beer by the ocean.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bungee jumping with drunk naked Armenian's or similar lackadaisical pastimes
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The unbearable lightness of being rings with you