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My self-summary
Came for work, stayed for the weird.

Can I just copy off of your sheet? I hate essays. I'm a guy you might find attractive. Despite appearances, I do not smoke. Most recently from Houston, I used to live in Los Angeles for 2 years. I'm a nomad who has commonly hunted down his next food addiction through yelp.

Regardless of the odds, I would like to meet someone where things just... click.

And apparently, there's an app for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Front end app development, short term goal is a trip to The Peruvian Amazon in spring. Come on, Spring...
I’m really good at
Cooking chicken tortilla soup... Walking on my hands... Not simultaneously. Yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
There's the issue of my knuckle tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Circa Survive, Alt-J, Explosions in the Sky, Deftones, Ludo, Sublime, Saosin, Silversun Pickups, Emancipator, Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Gym Class Heroes, Gotye(not somebody that I used to know, check out hearts a mess. or night drive. or bronte), Radiohead
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Outliers, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Game, The Alchemist, Way of the Peaceful Warrior
Shows: Breaking Bad OF COURSE, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Always Sunny, Prison Break, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, the stand up comedy of Louie C.K. And Jim Jefferies (Jim is VERY offensive, fair warning), Firefly, Wilfred, Fringe, Tosh, Bobs Burgers and I'm not getting into movies that's way too much to recall right now.
The six things I could never do without
One thing I can do without is this section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I never realized how many girls believed other people notice "how tiny they are" above all else. Deep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Damn, I don't know anymore. What is it you people say... "rainey greenbelt something something" nah but rainey is really cool though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not afraid to sing semi charmed life on karaoke after a few drinks.
You should message me if
Any of this made you smirk.