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27 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Can I just copy off of your sheet? I don't like essays. Hey, I'm a guy you might find attractive. Despite appearances, I smoke very little. I just moved back to Houston from Los Angeles, which is bizarre. I was bitten by the traveling bug at a young age. I'm from North Carolina originally but for better or worse, Houston is home. I've also lived in Denver and Kansas City. I abosolutely love nature and miss the trails and mountains terribly. I commonly hunt down my next food addiction through yelp.

I own and love riding my 1700cc yamaha midnight warrior.

"I'm a sensitive soul... Though I seem thick skinnnnnned"

Regardless of the odds, I would like to meet someone where things just... click.

And apparently, there's an app for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Turning life into limeade. In about 3 months time I shall be a badass HTML/CSS/JavaScript front end developer/web designer. Good stuff, good stuff.
I’m really good at
Cooking chicken tortilla soup... Walking on my hands... Not simultaneously. Yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have tattoos on my knuckles in dedication to a friend who passed away. People are always finding awkward times to tilt their heads in strange directions in an attempt to read them during transactions or amidst casual conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Circa Survive, Alt-J, Explosions in the Sky, Deftones, Sublime, Saosin, Silversun Pickups, Emancipator, Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Gym Class Heroes, Gotye(not somebody that I used to know, check out hearts a mess. or night drive. or bronte), Radiohead
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Outliers, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Game, The Alchemist, Way of the Peaceful Warrior
Shows: Breaking Bad OF COURSE, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Always Sunny, Prison Break, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, the stand up comedy of Louie C.K. And Jim Jefferies (Jim is VERY offensive, fair warning), Firefly, Wilfred, Fringe, Tosh, Bobs Burgers and I'm not getting into movies that's way too much to recall right now.
The six things I could never do without
This section should be renamed "The Six Nouns I Could Never Do Without"--Friends, Spicy miso ramen, Netflix, the gym, traveling, nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...why I'm so damn awesome and how I can tone it down as to not be so intimidatingly legendary.

I never realized so many girls believed other people notice "how tiny they are" above all else. Deep.
On a typical Friday night I am
You lost me at typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not afraid to sing semi charmed life on karaoke after a few drinks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any of this made you smirk.