Park Sloping, outdoors, accidentally breaking iPads, frisbees, Sriracha in/on every meal, puppy aficionado, LL Bean.

I'm real fun on the Instagram: @heymikewaskom

Splitting time between brookyn, philly and portland maine, as a utility hitter/biz development guy for a successful NYC-based small business(now with 12 locations worldwide!) specializing in novelty-ish food items.

Really trying to get back to the land. Trying to be SO tan this summer.

Throwing frisbees (i'm great with my hands in a practical, physical sense) Making analogies, being impartial, remaining calm.

Part of my job is getting paid to tweet a lot (not a lot of money, but many tweets). I don't know if that makes me good at it, but like, thousands of people can't be wrong.

White shirt, sweater vest, devastatingly handsome... Does anyone even get this reference?

Recent Reads: Born To Run, Eat And Run, What's A Dog For, No Easy Day, It's Not About The Bike, The Long Run, Vampire Chronicles (re-read), Into The Wild (lame; kinda moving)

Fav books
Lunar Park, Less Than Zero, Gravity's Rainbow, Glamorama, Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself.

movies
Magnolia, the burbs', Swingers, Cocktail.

music
Songs your parents liked.

food
pizza, tacos, choco-tacos, not really any dairy other than 🍕

books, work, yacht rock, over-sharing, ice cold beer, quiet.

Alternately...

television (hulu), lazy sundays, song, secrets, slurpees, the sometimes deafening sound of the city streets.

Ways to spend more time in the park, how to wear layers properly as my thin Florida blood still hasn't adjusted to "winter". How to be active in politics without actually being seen as political.

Also, maybe you've read this far and you're also a woman who's a tattoo artist and willing to tattoo me at a deeply discounted rate. Long shot, I know.

In a quiet bar with friends for an early happy hour, planning out which park or beach we'll be at on Saturday. And then, really stretching the legs of my Netflix account. Or maybe just hibernating.

With Kenny Bania at Mendy's.

I run in vibram five fingers so deal with that. My feet are fit.

You're more Sporty Spice than Baby Spice. Sorry, baby.

If any of this is remotely intriguing to you then go ahead and send me a message, because I think I'm pretty cool. Also if you too dislike: Adele, the NY Yankees, waste (time, money, resources) you don't mind that I don't like cheese... You love: tacos, frisbees, dogs, have a dog, have a dog that likes frisbees and you don't mind seeing my legs in shorts... well then.