Disclaimer Part A-Yes I know how bad/silly my screen name is on here, but that's what I use on stage and really should have gone with what I use for most of my other online profiles(mikeybot) and honestly I ripped the last name from Richard Hell of Television for how it flows. I'd have liked to have gone with Mikey Mayhem, but that sounds like Model Mayhem...Part B This is hardly indicative of my writing style or ability, I'm merely writing things as they come to me as I've never been very good at this type of thing.

I'm a constantly evolving person that is always searching for new and interesting things to assimilate into my life. I sometimes seem contradictory, though without being hypocritical(not taking your own advice does not count). I'm very loyal to my friends, family and those deserving of loyalty. I on rare occasions can be a little too trusting, but once someone has lost my trust, it's extremely difficult to get back. I love music, I wish I were better at creating visual arts and I always try to have something creative going on, even if it is in the conceptual stage. I don't like to argue if I'm not as informed on an issue as I'd like to be. I can come of as a snob or an elitist at times, but that's mostly from the fact that I can be shy at times and it exhibits itself as being stand-offish. I guess the fact that I'm a bit of a misanthrope doesn't help either. I'm also a Libra, and from what I've been told(and subsequently read) quite a typical one at that. While things aren't always in balance for me, they'll usually wind up evening out in some way or finding some sort of center point, even if it starts at an extreme.

Finally, this is something that frequently gets me negative commentary/responses from people. I make a great effort to keep myself in the physical shape that I do through eating, and exercising(gym and running at least 5 times a week combined), so as far as anything more than a friendship is concerned, I admit that I can't get past a person's physical attractiveness to a point. That's not to say I expect someone to be physically perfect by any means. There is a certain amount of give and take when it comes to that as far as person's personality goes. I don't care how attractive someone is physically if they're vapid and have no personality.

Currently working towards UNIX and Oracle certification.

Attempting to find time to work on some clothing design ideas I have.

Playing with My Parasites(myspace.com/myparasites), possibly joining another already established band(who happens to share members with My Parasites) and working on yet another, unnamed musical project(all of which I play guitar for)

I don't know I could say I'm really good, but I know I don't suck at playing guitar at least.

I guess I'll say my eyes as that seems to be what I'm most complimented on. I think that I'd immediately ignore/cease conversation with anyone that pointed out my head is shaved. Another thing that gets noticed is if my nails are painted, which usually leads to an uncomfortable situation for the other person. Sample conversation: "What's with your nails?" "They're painted" [Insert awkward silence from other person]

These are going to be long lists: (cut and pasted from my myspace page)

(A chuck palahinuk, 5 equations that changed the world, chaos, 1984, the dirt, long hard road out of hell, douglas adams, american psycho, diary of a drug fiend, siddhartha, brave new world, art of war, good omens, the prince, calvin and hobbes, bloom county, transmetropolitan

(B)kevin smith, tarantino, south park, baseketball, airplane, hot shots, trainspotting, shakes the clown, brain donors, fight club, se7en, american psycho, 1941, boondock saints, cannibal, slapshot, donnie darko, natural born killers, evil dead, matrix, ginger snaps, the convent, nightmare on elm street, nightmare before christmas, mars attacks, friday the 13th, omen, star wars, darkman, patton, apocalypse now, swingers, 12 monkeys, brazil, fear and loathing, adventures of baron munchausen, where the buffalo roam, usual suspects, killing zoe, alien, starship troopers, penn and telller get killed, fifth element, lost in translation, slc punk, singles, almost famous, the crow, v for vendetta, batman begins, pirates of the carribean, serenity, oragazmo, pi, cube, super troopers

(C) guns n' roses, motley crue, nin, ministry, cure, msi, atr, ned's atomic dustbin, pulp, front 242, front line assembly, prick, sisters of mercy, the start, placebo, marilyn manson, jene's addiction, rancid, sex pistols, the damned, iggy pop, david bowie, poison, slayer, anthrax, misfits, mighty mighty bosstones, nine lives, love and rockets, faith no more, pixies, jesus and mary chain, blur, psychotica, siouxsie and the banshees, wumpscut, the clash, kmfdm, smashing pumpkins, skid row, the pouges, dropkick murphy's, andrew w.k., dead boys, mc chris, 30 seconds to mars, muse, afi, tool

(D)The list of things I don't like tends to be easier: nothing from a body of water that was living, no condiments, nothing involving nuts, not terribly fond of spicy foods nor Oriental(though that doesn't rule all Oriental foods out), most pork products and raw tomatoes.

(E) TV Shows - Venture Brothers, Firefly, Colbert Report, Daily Show, most of the rest of Adult Swim. Very short list as I don't watch much tv, but these are shows I at least will make an effort to watch, *especially* the Venture Brothers

Music
A writing implement
Boots
A car
Sunscreen
Hearing

Many various things, I'm kind of on random constantly.

Out somewhere hopefully having a good time(either bar, club or some form of social activity)

I think I might have a very slight case of OCD(eg, all my music has to be organized)

You've read all of this and actually agree with most of it.