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27 Providence, RI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 21
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly, I'm not looking for anything serious. If it happens, it happens. I just want someone that will make me nervous on a first date and then laugh about it over drinks afterwards. Is that too much to ask for? Probably.

+ I need a date for a wedding at the end of August - Inquire within

[📷 - brohemian_trapcity]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What can I say? I'm a fucking wizard.

*The above statement does actually possess some truth, reflective of my professional life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff and things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my shoes, my beard, or my plugs are the first to come up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1. I spend a lot of time with a thesaurus.

2. Wayne's World... or anything with Jeff Goldblum.

3. Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, other shows that make me sound like a complete nerd.

4. Whatever music you think makes me sound cool.

5. I like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorus, and Sulfur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how we base our theories around our experiences and that with an infinitely large and untouched (by us) universe, we'll never really figure out how it works or where we came from. What I think about more is the fact that I really don't care about any of that and would rather enjoy every day and be glad things turned out the way they did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
more than likely sipping on some variation of whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a huge crush on Taylor Swift. Also, I don't believe in gluten allergies.
You should message me if
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