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26 M Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Instagram: @brohemian_trapcity
Twitter: @mc_mikeymidz

UPDATE: Living on the west end of Providence, I'll update the rest later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming and technical writing @ Verizon Fiber Solutions Center
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
quoting Wayne's World.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1. I spend a lot of time with a thesaurus.

2. I enjoy independent films... or anything with Jeff Goldblum.

3. Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, other shows that make me sound like a complete nerd.

4. I am going to try very hard to make this a short list. Bassnectar, Juicy J, B.E.N.E.F.I.T, Excision, Copeland, Saves the Day, The Smiths/Morrissey, The Velvet Underground, Something Corporate, ASAP Rocky, Gramatik, etc. (This is the short version including whatever I could think of within two minutes.)

5. I spend a lot of time and money at Burgatory.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorus, and Sulfur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how we base our theories around our experiences and that with an infinitely large and untouched (by us) universe, we'll never really figure out how it works or where we came from. What I think about more is the fact that I really don't care about any of that and would rather enjoy every day and be glad things turned out the way they did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably hanging out with my sister and drinking Miller High Life™
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't believe in gluten allergies.
You should message me if
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