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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm still trying to come up with something clever and witty to say about myself. Suffice it to say, I am clever and witty on a normal basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everyday I'm hustling tryin' to make that paper.

I work for a software company and travel quite frequently for work, all over the country. I'm like a gypsy, minus the horse and cart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, so I'm told, as I listen to other people's problems.

I'm a millionaire at Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

My snarky sense of humor makes most people laugh. I enjoy making people laugh. When is it too late to switch careers to a comedy writer?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my obscene amount of freckles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I usually only read when I am on a plane so I tend to stick to books that are stand-alones. I have an issue with books in series form. I don't have the patience to read 8 books all about the same people. I like endings wrapped up in a neat little package. Otherwise I just wait for the film adaptation. :-) However, I made a pact with myself to finish the Hunger Games trilogy before the movie comes out, which I did.

Music wise I am pretty open to anything. However some of my playlists look constructed by a tween or eurotrash. Or tweenage eurotrash.

I cut out cable from my life in a feeble attempt at bettering myself. I miss it something fierce though. There's only so many times I can watch Antiques Roadshow or Mexican Telenovelas.

Food? Please sir, I'd like some more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laundry soap
2. Mustard on hot dogs
3. My mind
4. H2Oh so good
5. A good friend
6. Sunshine and the hope of a beach vacation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why my neighbors insist on slamming their door each and every time they enter/leave their apartment.

Also choreographing the opening credits to the tv show of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
enjoying the fact that I don't have to work for two days and probably drinking a fat glass of booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bananas give me the heebie jeebies.