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mikeykay5000

36 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let me see which historical person's witty aphorism I can steal for this purpose...shall it be Benny Hill or Barbara Bush? I value friendship more than individuality. But I value individuality more than flash mobbing.

I was raised mormon, and left it around 18. My dad is from Germany. I bring this up because I find I usually get along well with other religion escapees and first generation types.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to figure out how to keep an art practice going while working full time. It's tough! Please talk to me about art, or let me show you what I've been working on.

My day job is for a biomedical device company. There are a lot of regulations, but the science part is fun - sometimes there are cadavers. I once Barted with two ice chests full of knees to get them MRI'd in SF. I am a covert special agent.

I like books, hikes, floating in lakes - face up, preferably - paddling down rivers, hammocks. I climb a little bit, and sometimes swim.

I own a cello I can't play.
I’m really good at
One-liners, cliff-hangers, new perspectives, old tricks, geometric transforms (you know what I'm talking about), flashlight tag,
hot lava monster.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know about 'people,' but one person said I looked exotic. And my forearms are like drumsticks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Russian novels, young adult fiction, Raymond Carver, Flannery O'Connor, Lynda Barry, Murakami

Colbert, Stewart, Parks and Rec, Dowtown Abbey, Game of Thrones, Brick, Moonrise Kingdom, Princess Monoke, King of Kong

Devotchka, Mason Jennings, Yeah yeah yeahs, the XX, Modest Mouse, Tune Yards, the National, EMA

I eat most every type of food. My favorties are Mexican and this New American stuff like pork bellies and bone barrow. I love cold left over burritos, when all the flavors have soaked into the tortilla. yum yum yum
The six things I could never do without
Possessions are fleeting, but Im a big fan of my brothers. There are five of us. Truthfully, I'd have a hard time replacing my laptop. Untruthfully, I'd probably throw things like "the ocean" in this list, but it could do without ME so why should I covet it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Naming - in custom order - each of the Seven Dwarves: first alphabetically; then in order of appearance in the film; then by rank: most handsome, most likely to succeed, most likely to marry a rich man, etcetera.

More typically, however, I am hanging out with my friends and we are having a lot of good and fun times and everyone is feeling nice and laughing and there are pretty colors around us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the words to 'under the sea'.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
your name is not Paula, Pam, Lindsay, or Bernadette - those are my mothers' names. Also, if you've got a sense of humor.